#power-of-words

"Kraft Macaroni & Cheese: It's the cheesiest... ...advertising slogan ever!"

"Hermits vs. Rising Real Estate Costs [10w] Hermits can no longer afford a cabin in the woods."

"Ranger Smith, Unemployement and the Possibility of Unperceived Existence If a tree falls in the forest and we're not there,do we fire the park ranger without making a sound?"

"Upgrading [10w] Promise them the worldto get the universe in return."

"What is the Meaning of Life? [10w] {6} To be transformed into all we are capable of becoming."

"American Foreign Policy [10w] Foreign Policy requires dealing from the bottom of the deck."

"Suicide It's ironic that suicide, an act of cowardice,requires you overcome the all powerful instinct of self-preservation ~and thereby it's transformed into an act of bravery.On the other hand, the survivors would argue, an act of stupidity ~which many acts of bravery ultimately are."

"God Made God made our beingour parents our bodyphilosophy our mindchildren our compassionhostory our loyaltywork our self-esteembattles our heroismpoetry our soulsoulmates our lovewhich stitches it all togetherinto a life."

"Disability [10w] Unconditional love can turn a child's disability into an advantage."

"In the Porn Industry [10w] Lacking a college-diploma's more than compensated by a humongous penis."

"Poetry vs. Prose [10w] Prose is the bread of imagination;poetry is the wine."

"Thai-kus From the dark starfishof the 300 Baht whoremy white sperm bubbles.Reclining BuddhaBirds nest in your golden ears.What wisdom they hear."

"Atheism [10w] Atheism is the tragic triumph of cold contemptuousness over gratitude."

"Avery If a boy named Avery marries a girl named Avery,will they name or just label their children?"

"The AP Stylebook is Useless {Couplet} I can't abbreviate abbreviation nor know how to initialize an acronym,I can find the contraction for contraction nor the précis for a homonym."

"The Tigger Journals [10w] "Honestly, I'd rather be alone than with that unbearable Winnie-the-Pooh."

"Self-Sufficiency [10w] When God closes a door,buy a Sawzall from Home Depot."

"La Récolteuse de la Mort Je suis la Récolteuse de la Mort et ~vous êtes ce que je viens pour les!"

"Enemies {couplet} Ne'er shall man's enemies been drawn so near,then when he seeketh to compare."

"Enough [10w] Enough's the only thing most people can't get enough of."