#power-of-words

"Movies [10w] Movies were invented to sellbuttery snacks and sugary drinks"

"Toasts During the hymeneal repast,The guest stood silent as toasts were cast.The Best Man bore witness to a dozen years pastThe Bridesmaid joked about a relationship that wouldn’t lastThe groom listened and held the hand of the brideKnowing his real toast was buttered on the other side."

"Senility [10w] Senility's like a bottle of Coke that lost its bubbles."

"Obscure Poetry Obscurity does not make a poem better or deeper.It simply makes it obscure."

"Poetry Trek: 'To Boldly Go Where No man Has Gone Before' A poet must get into spaceship every dayand launch himself into metaphorical space."

"Ineffable Poetry A good poem goes beyond the physics of our world;it can't be quantified; it's an ineffable voice that speak directly to our soul,bypassing the laws of this world."

"silence is the language of god, all else is poor translation."

"The Flood that Did Not Subside [10w] What would today's world be,If Noah's dove flew into obscurity?"

"Broken Heart [10W] The broken heart becomes volcanic, forever rumbling anddispersing ash."

"Objective Journalism Foreign journalists will always compromise objectivity to preserve relationships that give them better access."

"Vices [10w] Cultivate vices;to be without them is not to be."

"Spineless [10w] There are more spineless men on the planet than jellyfish."

"A Tad Old Fashioned [10w] "Save all your sighing and swooning for the 18th Century, bitch."

"Time Time waits for no man ~but for hot women Time makes exceptions."

"The Poet's Job [10w] + {Couplet} Trigger memory, explode an emotion;the poet must create commotion....................................................­....................."

"Bonjour [10w] You're more obscure than first we met,"uttered with regret."

"How to Get Girls into Bed When I take a new girl out on a dateI tell them I slipped poison into their wineand the antidote is on my penis."

"Love's a Sacred Vessel [10w] Love's the sacred vessel embracing the mystical energy of evolution."

"Hustling [10w] Fishing's the world's oldest profession;only the bait has changed."

"Russian, Umerzhurnalistka Someone who too many questions for his own good. Literally, 'Dead journalist'."