#power-of-words

"Imitation [10w] Art imitates life.Life imitates art.I just imitate imitation."

"Lotto If I won a million bucks in Lotto,I'd give it to Charity.Charity gives great head."

"Louisiana Dynamite Fishin' {10w] "Uncle Jimbo sez, if dey don't float it ain't fishin'."

"Cheeky Poets [10w] Remember 'poetry' lies between 'pitiful' and 'poop' in the dictionary."

"Political Strategists Avoids the Controversial [10w] Politicians win by pandering to the base of shared assumptions."

"Myself [10w] "I don't really know myself;he's only a tenuous acquaintance."

"Lady Clowns [10w] Lady clowns drip menstrual blood in seven luscious rainbow colors."

"What Teenage Boys Do On Their Computer All Day [10w] ctrl alt delete ex-girlfriendcut paste Penelope Cruzpost Facebook"

"Nebraska State Motto Equality before the law.Where Monsanto/GMO corn is above the law."

"Good and Evil To have good and evil the Devil must always remain a step beyond saving."

"Cormorant’s Flight [10w] The cormorant’s flight is the first shadow of the wave."

"Wishing Wells [10w] Wishes fall to the bottom of wells;only faith floats."

"Go with your Gut Our eyes, our mind plays tricks.Our love muscle, our heartchooses blindly and impulsively.But our gut,ahh, our gut,always makes the wise choice ~and goes straight for the burning hot pocketsfresh out of the microwavebecause our mouthsahh, our mouths,never needed a roof in the first place."

"Underage-Killers [10w] Underage-killers like making a whooshing sound when they shoot people."

"Note to Self: Patent #10w Diving Mask for fish filled with water when oceans disappear."

"Illinois State Motto State sovereignty, national union.Life begins and ends with corruption."

"Love Fades [10w] Like our love,Chinese painters show distance in faded grays."

"Steer Clear [10w] Avoid alliances with anyone who's more to gain than you."

"Immortality [10w] True immortality means you've created something that will outlive you."

"Seduction [10w] Seduction comes from our innate instincts for hunting and killing."