#Problem

"Okay, this is the wisdom. First, time spent on reconnaissanse is never wasted. Second, almost anything can be improved with the addition of bacon. And finally, there is no problem on Earth that can't be ameliorated by a hot bath and a cup of tea."

"I'm always swimming forward like a shark. You just keep going and you don't rest. I love waking up knowing that I have a problem to solve."

"Thus, though I dislike to differ with such a great man, Voltaire was simply ludicrous when he said that if god did not exist it would be necessary to invent him. The human invention of god is the problem to begin with."

"I'm not for gratuitous nudity, but if there's humor, I don't have a problem."

"Love is the only sane and satisfactory answer to the problem of human existence."

"All problems are illusions of the mind."

"Much later, when I discussed the problem with Einstein, he remarked that the introduction of the cosmological term was the biggest blunder he ever made in his life. But this 'blunder,' rejected by Einstein, is still sometimes used by cosmologists even today, and the cosmological constant denoted by the Greek letter Λ rears its ugly head again and again and again."

"Humor's always been the problem of my work, hasn't it? When working, I feel satisfied when I surprise myself. And when I surprise myself, I wind up laughing."

"One of my pet peeves is that sometimes the talents of my band get overlooked because, and it was the same problem that Frank Zappa had, with a lot of groups that use humor, people don't realize there's a lot of craft behind the comedy."

"The biggest problem with every art is by the use of appearance to create a loftier reality."

"I think the next best thing to solving a problem is finding some humor in it."

"Men and women can absolutely be friends, and that's what we need to be. Part of the problem is that we aren't friends enough. Our relationships are negotiations, and that is not friendship."

"Humor expands our limited picture frame and gets us to see more than just our problem."

"About the only problem with success is that it does not teach you how to deal with failure."

"Do you know what your problem is? You can't live with the idea that someone might leave."

"The problem with having a sense of humor is often that people you use it on aren't in a very good mood."

"Life is not a problem to be solved, but a reality to be experienced."

"I had to stop going to auditions thinking, 'Oh, I hope they like me.' I had to go in thinking I was the answer to their problem."

"Well, if it can be thought, it can be done, a problem can be overcome,"

"All the problem of women, starts with men. All the problem of men, ends with women."