#Purpose

"A Poem Must Have an Accomplice If you cannot bamboozle the reader into becoming a willing accomplice to your artifice and collusion the poem won't fly."

"Genesis {Couplet} God spoke the world into existence, reifying an abstraction.Now the Creator's had second thoughts and wishes to utter a retraction."

"Sumerian Haiku Sumerian whoregrabs my wedge, says: 'I love aman in cuneiform."

"You were born to soar not to snore."

"Me vs. Me Only the practice of empathy and gratitudecan make the opaque ego transparent to receivethe loving light emanating from your soul.Hate and selfishness will always leave you'in the shadow."

"I think we're much smarter than we were. Everybody knows that abstract art can be art, and most people know that they may not like it, even if they understand there's another purpose to it."

"Thank You Dick Wolf [10w] TV crime shows taught me it’s best to lawyer up."

"Time Time waits for no man ~but for hot women Time makes exceptions."

"Poetry and Dogs [10w] Poetry and dogs make the best companions.Don't trust dogs."

"Nevada Haiku 'Happens in Vegasstays in Vegas', long as youpay hos to shut up."

"Lowbrows vs. Highbrows If you show something lowbrow to a highbrow does it wind up becoming crusty eye caca?"

"Money vs. Happiness [10w] Why do people with money say,'money can't buy happiness'?"

"Freedom [10w] You've never experienced freedom until you have nothing to lose."

"The Poet's Disease My body atrophies.My mind swells.Imagination's become my crutch."

"Opportunities Come a Knockin' [10w] Never miss the opportunity to fuck or write poetry."

"My Sweet Home, Alabama If it grows, it sticks, if it crawls, it bites,if it's outside, it rusts,if it's ornery, it fights,if it's a dawg, it barks.if its a possum, it feignsif it's a buggy, it squeals,if it's winter, it's summer,If it's slimy, it's eels.If it ain't Dixie, it won't do,so let's fix to get piss drunkand lynch us another nigger and Jew."

"The Great Blue of the Great Blue A Great Blue whale mourns her hunted mate.Her heart, once the size of an SUV,lonely rides the empty sea,her heart's now withered to subcompact class,her whys and wherefores, run out of gas."

"There's no need to curse God if you're an ugly duckling. He chooses those strong enough to endure it so that they can guide others who've felt the same."

"Thai-kus From the dark starfishof the 300 Baht whoremy white sperm bubbles.Reclining BuddhaBirds nest in your golden ears.What wisdom they hear."

"Poets Hate Poets [10w] Poets hate poets who are more talented than they are."