#Purpose

"Spreading Yourself Too Thin We tend to bite off more than we can chewbecause we've got big mouths."

"Know what you want and reach out eagerly for it."

"Chlorophylia [10w] + {Couplet} Few things amaze as the paletteof the autumn blaze."

"Joussard, Alberta, Canada Haiku Love North Country Fair.Music, dance, artisan market ~a walk back in time."

"FBI vs. CIA When a person works for the FBI for 20 years and retires,he gets a watch.When a person works for the CIA for 20 years and retires,he gets watched.I know this not because I'm in law enforcement or with the NSA ~I know this because I have HBO."

"Humans vs. Monkeys [10w] + [10w] Baby monkeys are much more clever than a human babies.Human babies leap ahead because of their capacity for language."

"Without God, life has no purpose, and without purpose, life has no meaning. Without meaning, life has no significance or hope."

"Overheard at Ashtanga Yoga Class *"I don't know my he left me. I even had a rabbit's food hanging from my dreamcatcher.""Maybe you should've used a little more suction and a few less amulets."

"Jew in a Canoe Haiku Jew in a canoe,whitewater rushes, the canoe tips.The Jew doesn't."

"Memory Foam [10w] She had an ass like an elephants memoryfoam pillow."

"Soulmate My Ass [10w] Aspire to marry the person the least wrong for you."

"Sex Kitchens of the Future [10w] Her entire kitchen was made of silicone ~ including her breasts."

"Reckless vs. Diet [10w] I live too recklessly to worry about low carb diets."

"The key to a happy life is to have accomplishments to be proud of and purpose to look forward to, and at the moment I had both. How wonderful it was to be me."

"United Negro College Fund: A mind is a terrible thing to waste... ...and so is your paycheck,so don't waste good money on a lost cause."

"Tapestry [10w] Life's a tapestry of mystery and miracles quilted by God."

"Kraft Macaroni & Cheese: It's the cheesiest... ...advertising slogan ever!"

"Money Can't Buy Everything [10w] Money can't buy everything ~ but love is certainly no exception."

"Bonjour [10w] You're more obscure than first we met,"uttered with regret."

"Poetry as Entertainment [10w] Poetry that's not entertaining is just a self-indulgent laundry list."