#Purpose

"Pushkin When Pushkin came to Shovekin all hell broke loose."

"Extra Crispy Deranged Free Range Chickens "Hey, I may be delusional in believing you're delusional,but one thinks for sure, the person who bothers to read this shit is delusional."

"New York City [10w] + [10w] + {Couplet} In fast-paced New York Cityeven the bubbling brooks babble.The Hudson and East River run rabid,skirting the rabble"

"Seduction [10w] Seduction comes from our innate instincts for hunting and killing."

"Fall in Love in Fall {Couplet} It would be more befitting to fall in love in the fall,for the leave's colorful dance of death, augurs the long haul."

"Fucking 3rd World Taxi Drivers [10w] Taxi drivers have ruined more vacations than tsunamis or earthquakes."

"Renewal Cream [10w] The features of the human face are enriched by poetry."

"That's Why Shag's the Way To Go [10w] Love's messy;it tracks mud on the carpet of life."

"Soup [10w] Never marry anyone who eats their soup with a ladle."

"Metamorphosis [10w] Change. Become the butterfly.Don't stay a caterpillar with wings."

"How to Exercise Caution [10w] Walk in the counsel of the wickedon your treadmill."

"Toasts During the hymeneal repast,The guest stood silent as toasts were cast.The Best Man bore witness to a dozen years pastThe Bridesmaid joked about a relationship that wouldn’t lastThe groom listened and held the hand of the brideKnowing his real toast was buttered on the other side."

"Today I Learned: Delete Today I learnedwhen you delete stuff on your computerit still resides on your hard drive.It's sort of like getting divorcedbut that bitch still lives in your house."

"Rat Trap Haiku 'Hmm, 12 by 13,4 by 9. Oy! You call thisrat trap an apartment?"

"What lies beneath the Semblance? What lies beneath the semblance.What lies beneath the semblance of lies.What lies beneath the semblance of lies!Lies lie beneath her semblance.Lies lie beneath her semblance.Lies, lies and more lies!"

"Love and Death [10w] A person who lives without love chooses death by default."

"Man was created to glorify God. Now, that may encompass other things which God has planned for each man, but essentially, man was created to glorify God."

"Shit Poetry [10w] Poetry without grace of expression is just so much shit."

"Poetry as Entertainment [10w] Poetry that's not entertaining is just a self-indulgent laundry list."

"The secret of happiness: Find something more important than you are and dedicate your life to it."