#Purpose

"A confident woman wears a smile and has this air of comfortability and pleasantness about her."

"American Foreign Policy [10w] Foreign Policy requires dealing from the bottom of the deck."

"Origami Master If you're the greatest origami master in the worldmaybe I can find you a job folding napkins at a restaurant.I'm not making any promises."

"Epiphanies [10w] Epiphanies aren't intuitions of new ideas;they're rearranging existing information."

"Everything in life had a purpose, and unless it achieved that purpose, it was just taking up space on the planet and wasting everybody's time."

"Cumin vs. Acumen Cumin is a powerful spice with a nutty peppery flavor;Acumen is more about having the good taste to knowhow and when to use it."

"Vacations for Souls [10w] When souls are bored in Heaven they vacation in Hell."

"Hope for the Heartbroken A broken heartremains in piecesbut learns to love againwith every fragment."

"Scientific Discovery [10w] The greatest scientific discoveries were madelooking at the overlooked."

"Entrepreneurs [10w] A man should be judged by the companyhe sells."

"Rationality vs. Madness [10w] Rationality maintains the world's status quo.Madness drives the change."

"When you know that everything matters—that every move counts as much as any other—you will begin living a life of permanent purpose."

"Penetration [10w] The difference between truism and an enlightened [10w] is penetration."

"Eckhart Tolle for Sociopaths The foundation for all abundance is having more cool shit than your neighbor."

"Do it because it's right, not because it's right for your resume."

"When faith replaces doubt, when selfless service eliminates selfish striving, the power of God brings to pass His purposes."

"The Dangers of Second Hand Smoke "Second hand smoke can be harmful becauseif you don't put out that fucking cigaretteI'm smashing your head open with this baseball bat."

"Good vs. Great [10w] To be good twice is a true mark of greatness."

"A Loaf of Challah Haiku A loaf of challah,a bottle of Rashi wine...For everything else there's Simply Manischewitz."

"Visual Pun [10w] Example of visual pun:cloud shaped like a banana peel."