#Purpose

"In Maycomb, if one went for a walk with no definite purpose in mind, it was correct to believe one's mind incapable of definite purpose."

"The Albanian Art of Subtle Seduction [10w] "You have an amazing mind now show me your tits."

"Bridges [10w] Bridges are overpasses for commuters and roofs for the homeless."

"Out to Lunch [10w] Behind closed doors, there's nothing we rightfully can call crazy."

"Hustling [10w] Fishing's the world's oldest profession;only the bait has changed."

"Hemidemisemiquaver [10w] The composer evened the score by ending in a hemidemisemiquaver."

"I walk with a purpose. And a limp. (The limp helps serve my purpose, which is to gain sympathy.)"

"Grass in a Sidewalk Crack Grass sprounting miraculously in a sidewalk crack is a metaphor forlousy maintenance."

"Scissor, Paper, Rock [10w] When time acts like a scissor,react like a rock."

"One is often so busy doing life that it is easy to avoid evaluating whether you are putting your energy in the direction you value most."

"Writer's Prayers That Don't Work "Lord, lead me from the banality of everyday life,to the gleaming one beneath the surface."

"Eyes of Heaven To see through the eyes of heavenis to look upon your fellow manand only see the good in him."

"Tickled Pink Today,without thinking,I filled my half-empty fish tank, to its brink.Having doubled the size of his universe,my Siamese bettais quite tickled pinkThe same thing happens when you fill my half-empty world with your love.Bai, keep pourin'!"

"Las Vegas Magic! I was the greatest magician in the world.Things were going great. My agent booked me to play the Mirage Hotel in Las Vegas for $100,000 per performance!When I got onstage everything suddenly disappeared.I'm not sure if it was allan illusion or a delusion,but I cashed the check anyway just to be safe."

"A Real Passionate Kiss Should Feel Like Dying [10w] Like ice melting into water coming to a rolling boil."

"For the human experience, life in the natural world seems to require the application of meaning, in order to evoke purpose."

"Loneliness [10w] Loneliness is GPS equipped new Mercedeswith nowhere to go.****************"

"Do it because it's right, not because it's right for your resume."

"Diplomacy The diplomat's expert way of saying 'They should go fuck themselves' is:"We are agreed in principleand will take our minor differencesunder thoughful consideration."

"Life Imprisonment with No Possibility of Parole [10w] "The needle is preferable to three hots and a cot."