#Purpose

"Brownie Mix [10w] + {Couplet} Betwixt hell and the River Styx,I'll be shitting bricks."

"California Haiku "After my boob jobI'm taking acting lessons.Fuck's fifty, no anal."

"North Dakota Haiku "My bib overallslook spiffy at a weddingor a funeral."

"Is Prayer Only for the Living? III [10w] Do angels pray to God to intercede on mankind's behalf?"

"First Day at Harvard [10w] Smartest kid in the roomwalks into room of competitors."

"A wise teacher learns in the midst of teaching; a wise student teaches in the midst of learning."

"Origami Master If you're the greatest origami master in the worldmaybe I can find you a job folding napkins at a restaurant.I'm not making any promises."

"The Tragedy of Forgetfulness When you stop loving someone,in order to heal your memory of them begins to fade.Unfortunately, the good ones fade with the bad and suddenlyyears of your life have disappeared."

"Love and Death [10w] A person who lives without love chooses death by default."

"Elegance in Simplicity [10w] The more complex the problem,the simpler the correct answer."

"The Cure [10w] Laughter, love and faith can cure 95% of all illnesses."

"Endless Childhood [10w] + {Couplet} Put off summer's endAnd adulthood's vexingburdens shall suspend."

"Till Death Do You Part [10w] Marriage will indeed change people ~for better or for worse."

"The Squeaky Wheel The squeaky wheel ~will put you $374.43 in the holeafter replacing the brake pad, rotorsand $500 with a new master cylinder."

"My Secret for Out-of-the-Box-Thinking To help me writein my signature out-of-the-box style,I sit in front of my humidifier that I've filled up with Grey Goose vodka.My humidifier is now at Underwriters Laboratoriesin a 12-Step Programand buddied up with a de-humidifier."

"Oy Vey Haiku (g)Nat's sphincter clenched.The skinhead asked, 'You a Jew?Minyan's one man short."

"Hook 'em I know how to leave them satisfied and hungry for more ~with a carefully administered shot of insulin."

"Evil [10w] Believing you're evil sets into motion the wheels of self-destruction."

"Virtual Friends [10w] Internet camaraderie's bullshit because these 'friends' can't be relied upon."

"Enemies {couplet} Ne'er shall man's enemies been drawn so near,then when he seeketh to compare."