#Purpose

"The greatest thing in this world is not so much where we stand as in what direction we are moving."

"Pussy Whipped I was pussy whipped with four lashes.It was a helluva threesome ~but I still can't get the damn mascara off my one-eyed snake."

"The Stink of Hate {Couplet} When haters write they raise a stink;must be the venom coursing through their ink."

"Note to Self: Patent #10w Diving Mask for fish filled with water when oceans disappear."

"Valentine's Day 1 [10w] Valentine's Day affirms the promise that love can be sustained."

"Jesus [10w] "Sorry to keep you hanging,but it's just our nature."

"Say No to Drugs Commercials The image of an egg sizzling in a frying pan is not your brain on drugs.It's just a fucking omelet."

"Man is here for the sake of other men - above all for those upon whose smiles and well-being our own happiness depends."

"Hellman's Mayonnaise: Bring out the Hellman's and bring out the best... ...artery clogger since Burger King’s Triple Whopper with Cheese."

"Upgrading [10w] Promise them the worldto get the universe in return."

"We may run, walk, stumble. drive, or fly, but let us never lose sight of the reason for the journey, or miss a chance to see a rainbow on the way."

"Inspiration vs. Plagiarism [10w] Inspiration is improving on another's idea;plagiarism is copy/paste piracy."

"Why wait? So precious is this life—this gift—this temporary blindness. Burn and drown and embrace the false dark, then grasp the unthinkable height of resulting joy. For in the end, in the light of truth when the flesh is cast off, there is nothing but this."

"Wine [10w] American wines tasting as good as French wines are presumptuous."

"Wretched [10w] Intelligence without compassion is an invitation to a wretched life."

"A man who has come to the full realization of his responsibility to men won't stick to one man. It will be foolhardy if he does that."

"Jew in a Canoe Haiku Jew in a canoe,whitewater rushes, the canoe tips.The Jew doesn't."

"Siesta Mud tracked from the rice fields blazon a pathFrom kitchen to cellar escaping noon’s wrath.A quiet siesta to break the ordealOf scything and sifting and spinning the wheel.Half a dream later he returns to the fieldTo seeding earth’s furrows. massaging its yield.And when Sun descends gravely back to her tombHe tracks back to the kitchen, the cellar, his room."

"Cancer [10w] It's odd that the cancer that kills you is you."

"No Planning for Death [10w] People put more planning into a weekend vacation than death."