#Purpose

"Celebrity [10w] Celebrity is an insignificant zit on the surface of history."

"Dogs Playing Poker Art [10w] Poker-faced dogs looks like they're bluffing or need to shit."

"Snob [10w[ I'm throwing a party so exclusive I'm not even invited."

"Perfection [10w] If you've attained perfection,then what's the point of living?"

"The Tigger Journals [10w] "Honestly, I'd rather be alone than with that unbearable Winnie-the-Pooh."

"Our prime purpose in this life is to help others. And if you can't help them, at least don't hurt them."

"Dreamers like your wife are limited, little Helldiver.” She makes sure I don’t speak.“Understand that. The only power they have is in death. The harder they die, the loudertheir voice, the deeper the echoes. But your wife served her purpose."

"Cleverness vs. Crime [10w] Being caught's the only difference between cleverness and crime."

"Selfie [10w] For the millennial generationa selfie is a family portrait."

"Today I Learned: Delete Today I learnedwhen you delete stuff on your computerit still resides on your hard drive.It's sort of like getting divorcedbut that bitch still lives in your house."

"Original Thoughts [10w] Original thoughts are not diminished by days, distance or disregard."

"The great thing in this world is not so much where we are, but in what direction we are going."

"Small Packages [10w] Great things come in small packages from a geological perspective."

"Tapestry [10w] Life's a tapestry of mystery and miracles quilted by God."

"But when he thought to complain about the burden of its weight, he remembered that, because he had the jacket, he had withstood the cold of the dawn.We have to be prepared for change, he thought, and he was grateful for the jacket's weight and warmth.The jacket had a purpose, and so did the boy."

"Control [10w] Don't lose control by imagining you can control your lover."

"Breaking with Tradition is Tradition You can take the poem outside of tradition,but you can't take tradition out of the poem."

"A Prayer God, be my light in pitch-black night;Show me the path from wrong to rightThat I might in Your hands be delivered later,Having eclipsed myself to become something greater."

"Democracy, Really [10w] A democracy is free to replace one tyranny with another."

"Lenny Bruce I'm going to be rich!I figured out how to get schlong-juice stains off of suede."