#Purpose

"That's Why Shag's the Way To Go [10w] Love's messy;it tracks mud on the carpet of life."

"Pride makes us long for a solution to things – a solution, a purpose, a final cause; but the better telescopes become, the more stars appear."

"When you go on your Twitter or look down your Timeline and it's all great positivity - I love that. But at the same time, it can really divert you from what your purpose is or what you're trying to do. And I've seen artists get caught up in that."

"Plant vs. Harvest [10w] Any fool can harvest but it takes true skill to plant."

"It's funny. No matter how hard you try, you can't close your heart forever. And the minute you open it up, you never know what's going to come in. But when it does, you just have to go for it! Because if you don't, there's not point in being here."

"Don't Mess with the Queen {Couplet} The first man harnessing the secrets of fireCannot compare with the revelation of your sovereign ire."

"❞ [10w] "Let's cuddle like a quotation mark filling a blank page."

"Ringtones Haiku 'Oy! Dai, da-ye-nu,Dai, da-ye-nu, Dai, da-ye-nu...'"Answer your fucking phone!"

"Sometimes God is Drunk [10w] Satan's sudden appearance means God is on a drinking binge."

"Senility [10w] Senility's like a bottle of Coke that lost its bubbles."

"It was after I first began to uplift my thoughts a bit that my cravings for junk food started to dissipate. I did not connect the two at that time. First, I simply noticed that I didn’t need to sleep so much. It took a while before I realized that in addition to my improved energy level, there was a direct correlation between chewing on mental garbage and putting garbage in my mouth."

"The best things in life make you sweaty."

"Seeing vs. Envision {Couplet} We see nothing more than we bring to it;heavenly orchards lie in an apple's pit!"

"Memory Foam [10w] She had an ass like an elephants memoryfoam pillow."

"Hello Poetry Needs Y'allz How empty the oceans would be were it only filled with orcas."

"Jew in a Canoe Haiku Jew in a canoe,whitewater rushes, the canoe tips.The Jew doesn't."

"Perfect Sex [10w] Perfects sex balances the conflicting pleasures of submission and mastery."

"Evil [10w] Believing you're evil sets into motion the wheels of self-destruction."

"Inner-life questions are the kind everyone asks, with or without benefit of God-talk: 'Does my life have meaning and purpose?' 'Do I have gifts that the world wants and needs?' 'Whom and what shall I serve?' 'Whom and what can I trust?' 'How can I rise above my fears?'"

"Writer's Block [10w] Every writer's block is surrounded by a million other possibilities."