#sacred

"Enough [10w] Enough's the only thing most people can't get enough of."

"The 3 Most Powerful Words in the English Language for Every College Student [3w] Ilovepizza"

"Gypsy When one gypsy spits on you, its disgusting;when two do, it's suspicious;when three do, you're late to a gypsy wedding."

"BMW: The ultimate driving machine... ...just like our gas chambers were the ultimate killing machines."

"Die Alone It is man's tragic fate to die alone,therefore, we must carefully choose who we die alone with."

"Knocked-Up Kinda' Loven Marry, me, marry me, marry me,You better say, 'affirmative',Cuz you stuck a bun in my ovenand you haven't an alternative."

"My Fathers Last Words My dad was a sadist and whorehound.His last words were,'Son, I have a million dollars hidden in the."

"The Moon The moon's a pearl among the starry gems,more cultured than the rest of them.A blemished diadem of charcoaled nightthat chaperons the sun back to the light."

"When Old Age Begins Old age seizes center stagewhen more people we love are amidst the deadthan amongst the living."

"The Poet's Disease My body atrophies.My mind swells.Imagination's become my crutch."

"Memories [10w] Spend half your life creating memories,the other half, remembering."

"If You Can't Think, You've No Right to Speak [10w] Our Constitution's guarantee of free speech specifically excludes fucking idiots."

"Sometimes God is Drunk [10w] Satan's sudden appearance means God is on a drinking binge."

"War [10w] Fight wars not to win, but so our enemies don't."

"Broken [10w] + {Couplet} "His gifts have become broken things, hidden from my view,Sitting on a shelf, above my shoes, like exterminated Jews."

"Reckless vs. Diet [10w] I live too recklessly to worry about low carb diets."

"Shit Poetry [10w] Poetry without grace of expression is just so much shit."

"Love is a Gamble [10w] Love's a gamble ~ better lose than never spin the wheel."

"Nevada Haiku 'Happens in Vegasstays in Vegas', long as youpay hos to shut up."

"The Universe Begins and Ends in Us If a telescope could see beyond the edges of the universe,we would see ourselves looking into a telescope trying to see beyond the edges of universe."