#sacred

"Privacy [10w] Why someone prefers his privacy is itself a private matter."

"Time Time waits for no man ~but for hot women Time makes exceptions."

"Kill Buddha's Hairdresser [10w] I'd like to meet Buddha's hairdresser and shoot the prick."

"I was an adventurer, but she was not an adventuress. She was a 'wanderess.' Thus, she didn’t care about money, only experiences - whether they came from wealth or from poverty, it was all the same to her."

"Children and Food [10w] Once children order like grown-upsfood's lost its sweet innocence."

"Free Will [20w] A bunch of amino acids bumping up together is not the scientific explanation of free will, it's grilling a hamburger."

"Opportunity Knocks: China When opportunity knocksthe Chinese make knock-offs."

"Socrates [10w] "I know less than you.That's how smart I am!"

"Galoshes Haiku Cherry blossoms bloomin the morning mist.Thank God I took my galoshes."

"Too Beautiful for Words [10w] + [10w] When nature presents us with miracles too beautiful for words,it is either a mountain, a beach, or a baby."

"Elegance in Simplicity [10w] The more complex the problem,the simpler the correct answer."

"Psychotherapy [10w] If you can second guess a psychotherapist,they’re totally useless."

"Fulfillment [10w] Sometime fulfillment goes beyond the date Amazon delivers your order."

"Sometimes Magic is What Disappears [10w] + {Couplet} Love's tragic, not ecstatic;with finespun change, disappears the magic."

"The Moon The moon's a pearl among the starry gems,more cultured than the rest of them.A blemished diadem of charcoaled nightthat chaperons the sun back to the light."

"North Dakota Haiku "My bib overallslook spiffy at a weddingor a funeral."

"Die Alone It is man's tragic fate to die alone,therefore, we must carefully choose who we die alone with."

"Second Opinions My doctor told me I have pancreatic cancer and have 2 months to live.I asked him about getting a second opinion.The Doc said, 'No problem.'He thought for a second and said,'I think the Boston Red Sox are going to win the series again this year."

"But that did not stop her heart from shattering into countless pieces or her soul from shredding into slivers."

"Closets Opening and Closing [10w] + [10w] You can take sweet gay men out of the closet;you can't take the closet out of the master-bedroom suite."