#sacred

"Where's Ralph Waldo Emerson When you Need Him? A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds;as opposed to bigger hobgoblins with bigger dicks, doing all sorts of ghoulish shit behind the Venetian blinds."

"Family [10w] Family is a truth pill ~ just beware of an overdose."

"Telekinetic Poker Players Telekinetic poker players have a tell when they're bluffing:they always raise you."

"The Poet as Enchantress [10w] + {Couplet} The poet is an enchantress,with or without a dress."

"Knocked-Up Kinda' Loven Marry, me, marry me, marry me,You better say, 'affirmative',Cuz you stuck a bun in my ovenand you haven't an alternative."

"Doublemint Gum: Double your pleasure. Double your fun... ...we're talking ménage à trois, you son of a gun."

"The Unspoken Speaks Volumes Stillness brackets the exchanges between lovers. Itis not the lack of sound, but an encapsulated silenceof resonance. Resonant silences stand like bookends, embracing their thoughts;though formal pleasantries vibrate the air,they are more ritual than communication.The couples true intents are articulated in the unspoken.Two bodies.One soul."

"Kill Buddha's Hairdresser [10w] I'd like to meet Buddha's hairdresser and shoot the prick."

"Getting Real about the Eel It's not that eel wants to avoid commitment.From the eel's point of view, it is a matter of survival.Who the fuck wants to be with an eel anyway,when there are plenty of less slippery fish."

"Note to Self: Patent #10w Diving Mask for fish filled with water when oceans disappear."

"Socrates [10w] "I know less than you.That's how smart I am!"

"Who, Me? We marry nearly the same person over and over again,hoping next time they'll get it right."

"Talking to Myself I used to talk to myself until myself criticized myself.Now I'm giving myself the silent treatment."