#sacred

"Detonation vs. Pre-Ignition [10w] Poets have thin skins;physicists call this differential burn rates."

"Wheaties: Breakfast of Champions... who'll endorse any product for a price."

"Nebraska State Motto Equality before the law.Where Monsanto/GMO corn is above the law."

"GPS for Sin "You've entered the point of no return;Re-cal-cu-la-ting."

"Hearts Hearts of hope and of promiseHearts filled with dreams and whim,These are the hearts of loversUnguarded,Standing out on a limb.Hearts unmended and brokenHearts scarred to stone and steel,These are the hearts of loversArmored,Being unable to feel."

"Consciousness-Driven Evolution circa 60,000 B.C. Random genetic mutation allowed homo sapiens to compete more successfully for food and mating rights. Just listen to girl chatter posted on the cave walls:"Boy, Uggh is hot. He's sentient!""Yeah. He doesn't need a club to get my attention."

"You're Totally Fucked' Defined [10w] What's before you is hopeless and behind you is negligible."

"Ruth Whither thou goest, I will go ~as long as it's to the mall.I heard Dillard's is having an 80% off sale!"

"Alaska State Motto North to the Future.We got highest rape and STD-rate in the nation."

"Lady Clowns [10w] Lady clowns drip menstrual blood in seven luscious rainbow colors."

"The Tigger Journals [10w] "Honestly, I'd rather be alone than with that unbearable Winnie-the-Pooh."

"Don't Mess with the Queen {Couplet} The first man harnessing the secrets of fireCannot compare with the revelation of your sovereign ire."

"Posthumous {Couplet} The anonymous may claim their fame posthumous;But let my words be my stake, while I'm still awake."

"ESL New immigrantswho've taken ESL (English as a Second Language),will always misunderstand sarcasm ~but those fuckers sure as shit enjoy the prices at Walmart."

"Fucking 3rd World Taxi Drivers [10w] Taxi drivers have ruined more vacations than tsunamis or earthquakes."

"Epic vs. Great Poetry [10w] Epic poetry's about the extraordinary;Great poetry is about the commonplace."

"Death & Poetry Nothing softens the blow of death like a cushy poem to fall upon."

"A Note from Time Management [10w] Our time machine's temporarily out of order. Come back yesterday."

"If I Were God [10w] If I were God I'd sell my shit on Ebay."

"Gays & Lesbians Birds of a feather fuck together."