#spiritual-development

"Birds [10w] When a bird wakens, flight is no longer a dream."

"Party Hat [10w] Circus clowns, Frenchmen, and sanitation workers look better in party-hats.."

"Carrots and Creativity [10w] Put a carrot in front of you for optimal creativity."

"A Chuck Yeager Moment {Couplet} There's a sonic boom resonating in my head as I break through the 2000 HP follower watershed."

"Hungry When you're hungry everything tastes good.Note to myself: Don't get married when you're hungry."

"Rhode Island State Motto Hope.Not much here but at least we have Family Guy."

"Is Prayer Only for the Living? III [10w] Do angels pray to God to intercede on mankind's behalf?"

"Celebrity [10w] Celebrity seeking is like love or war: NO HOLDS BARRED."

"DNA [10w] DNA's the last hope of our species,spiraling to extinction."

"Mended [10w] {Couplet} If the recently mended heart,breaks again, it shall not start."

"Socrates [10w] "I know less than you.That's how smart I am!"

"What is Hate? [10w] Hate is merely love hiding behind the mask of envy."

"What One Vulture Said to the Other I have a bone to pick with you ~which end shall we start on?"

"Legacy To leave a legacy,you first gotta leave your leg in the door."

"New Year's Resolutions New Year's resolutions shouldn't be about doing new things;it should be about stopping to do the shitty things you're already doing."

"Penetrate the Mysteries "If you ever hope to penetrate the mysteries of the universe,you've got to buy her a drink first and then pretend you're listening."

"Perfection [10w] If you've attained perfection,then what's the point of living?"

"A Frog in my Throat I had me frog in my throat.I swallowed hard and it croaked.Tasted like shit.Next time I get me a frog in my throat,my snooty French boyfriend better wash his dick with soap."

"How to Get Girls into Bed When I take a new girl out on a dateI tell them I slipped poison into their wineand the antidote is on my penis."

"Gained in Translation [10w] In timeless truths there's more gained than lost in translation."