#spiritual-development

"Death Ride Denied At the stables of your agonyDeath brought his morbid mareTo whisk you from your woeful wantsAnd coax you from your cares.A ride you did deny this princeAnd bid him soft farewell,Hoping the morrow must be brighter sinceYour yesterdays were hell."

"Love and Blindness [10w] Love may be unilaterally blind,but divorce blinds both parties."

"Office Depot: Taking Care of Business... ...with short breaks, bad management and no job advancement opportunities."

"Loneliness [10w] Loneliness is GPS equipped new Mercedeswith nowhere to go.****************"

"The Albanian Art of Subtle Seduction [10w] "You have an amazing mind now show me your tits."

"Spirituality and Aging Spirituality comes naturally to the old because they're running out of options."

"The Tragedy of Forgetfulness When you stop loving someone,in order to heal your memory of them begins to fade.Unfortunately, the good ones fade with the bad and suddenlyyears of your life have disappeared."

"Six-Pack [10w] A six-pack of beer's inversely proportional to six-pack of abs."

"Vices [10w] Cultivate vices;to be without them is not to be."

"Gold Diggers are Always at Two Weddings A gold digger's eyes are searching for her next husband at her wedding."

"Pushkin When Pushkin came to Shovekin all hell broke loose."

"Rhode Island State Motto Hope.Not much here but at least we have Family Guy."

"A Loaf of Challah Haiku A loaf of challah,a bottle of Rashi wine...For everything else there's Simply Manischewitz."

"Renewal Cream [10w] The features of the human face are enriched by poetry."

"Adult Pretend [10w] "I'm tired of playing 'pretend';let's play 'get-real, bitch."

"Is Prayer Only for the Living? III [10w] Do angels pray to God to intercede on mankind's behalf?"

"Thorn [5w] Every thorn has its rose."

"Rhyme vs. Reason {Couplet} Do not try to make rhyme of reason,nor reason of rhyme;For the former's too systematic,the latter's too sublime."

"1953 It seems the world has gone downhill since the year Sir Edmund Hillary climbed Everest."

"You're Totally Fucked' Defined [10w] What's before you is hopeless and behind you is negligible."