#spiritual-development

"Self-Contempt [10w] Self-contempt is calling yourself collect and refusing to accept the charges."

"Poetry and Ostrich Feathers A poet should leave his poem covered with a faint film of fairy dust,inviting the reader to bring his faint heartand an ostrich feather duster to the reading."

"You are one thing only. You are a Divine Being. An all-powerful Creator. You are a Deity in jeans and a t-shirt, and within you dwells the infinite wisdom of the ages and the sacred creative force of All that is, will be and ever was."

"What is God? [17] [10w] God has a fondness for cosmology and carbon-based life forms."

"American Foreign Policy [10w] Foreign Policy requires dealing from the bottom of the deck."

"Silly String [10w] Life' an absurdity radiating from a spine of silly string."

"Money vs. Happiness [10w] Why do people with money say,'money can't buy happiness'?"

"Retail Haiku [7w] LollapaloozaLiquidation Blowout Sale.Everything Must Go!"

"Harlem P.O.V. Everything outside Harlem's the boondocks,where hayseeds opt out of Nikes for Reeboks."

"What Ever Happened to Stupid? [10w] ‘I’m only human’,has become everybody’s license to fuck up."

"Wretched [10w] Intelligence without compassion is an invitation to a wretched life."

"Free Will [20w] A bunch of amino acids bumping up together is not the scientific explanation of free will, it's grilling a hamburger."

"Let's Celebrate! Photoshop Turns 25 This Week [10w] I bought a fake passport on Fiverr.Don't tell Mexico."

"Breaking with Tradition is Tradition You can take the poem outside of tradition,but you can't take tradition out of the poem."

"Time Traveler's Ennui The future ain't what it use to be."

"Deadly Sex Haiku Each thrust of his cockwas another coffin nailhammered in my heart."

"Memory Timeline of Divorce Divorce +1 year: "Just because we don't talk, it doesn't mean I can't stop thinking about you."Divorce +10 years: "The one good thing that came out of our marriage was our wonderful children."Divorce +20 year: "Who? Doesn't ring a bell."

"Twittersweeet [10w] Finding Twitter followers' like fishing in a lake of fisherman."

"Taste [10w] + [10w] "If you have sophisticated taste, you like what I like.If you're a Neanderthal, you will love what I hate."

"A Note from Time Management [10w] Our time machine's temporarily out of order. Come back yesterday."