#spiritual-development

"Lowbrows vs. Highbrows If you show something lowbrow to a highbrow does it wind up becoming crusty eye caca?"

"Pond(er) This [10w] Nobody wants to be:'Big fish in a little pond."

"Angels vs. Fools [10w] Au contraire: Angels rush in where fools fear to tread."

"Perfect Sex [10w] Perfects sex balances the conflicting pleasures of submission and mastery."

"What happens when you trip China's Premier Li Keqiang on a banana peel? Your wind up with an even more slippery slope."

"Consciousness-Driven Evolution circa 60,000 B.C. Random genetic mutation allowed homo sapiens to compete more successfully for food and mating rights. Just listen to girl chatter posted on the cave walls:"Boy, Uggh is hot. He's sentient!""Yeah. He doesn't need a club to get my attention."

"Dating Asian Her Kung Fu style was not too bad,but at doggie style she had me had."

"Glow in the Dark "You've led me from stark nightwith a love that glows in the dark."

"Excuse The bureaucrat's excuse, 'If I have to make an exception for you,I have to make an exception for everybody else',doesn't apply to me because I exceptional."

"Ferdinand VII of Spain {Couplet} He who can false loyalty feignshall sit twice upon the throne of Spain."

"Tennessee State Motto Agriculture and Commerce.Where the KKK was bornand the most popular pick up line is, 'Nice tooth!"

"Fear is the Best Test Will the fear of going blind make youa voracious reader, a world traveleror paralyze you with a thousand other fears?"

"Writer's Block [10w] Every writer's block is surrounded by a million other possibilities."

"Preparation [10w] Hope for the best, but prepare for your insufferable wife."

"Poets Hate Poets [10w] Poets hate poets who are more talented than they are."

"Genocide [10w] Genocide is the runaway bride once death becomes the bridegroom."

"My Secret for Out-of-the-Box-Thinking To help me writein my signature out-of-the-box style,I sit in front of my humidifier that I've filled up with Grey Goose vodka.My humidifier is now at Underwriters Laboratoriesin a 12-Step Programand buddied up with a de-humidifier."

"Charity [10w] Contentment over your life is the best aphrodisiac for charity."

"A Frog in my Throat I had me frog in my throat.I swallowed hard and it croaked.Tasted like shit.Next time I get me a frog in my throat,my snooty French boyfriend better wash his dick with soap."

"Enemies [10w] I prefer my enemies death than apologeticfor closure's sake"