#spiritual-growth

"Ferdinand VII of Spain {Couplet} He who can false loyalty feignshall sit twice upon the throne of Spain."

"New Age Advertising ATTEND OUR REINCARNATION RETREATGuaranteed to be a once in a lifetime experience.Sure it costs $5000, but lets face it,you only live once."

"My Fathers Last Words My dad was a sadist and whorehound.His last words were,'Son, I have a million dollars hidden in the."

"Psychotherapy [10w] If you can second guess a psychotherapist,they’re totally useless."

"You Can't Win [10w] Every bitch is a witch;every wife brings you strife."

"Go with your Gut Our eyes, our mind plays tricks.Our love muscle, our heartchooses blindly and impulsively.But our gut,ahh, our gut,always makes the wise choice ~and goes straight for the burning hot pocketsfresh out of the microwavebecause our mouthsahh, our mouths,never needed a roof in the first place."

"Elegance in Simplicity [10w] The more complex the problem,the simpler the correct answer."

"Styx Haiku Boatman refusesto paddle me down the Styx.'No carry-on baggage."

"Tangled [10w] Love becomes a tangle of roots submerged in common soil."

"Coins [10w] Statesmen whose faces are on coins are amenable to change."

"The Downside of Stuff {Couplet) I got what I want;I have what I need.But they want what I have,and they'll make me bleed."

"Comfort Zone Your comfort zone has a clock on it, ticking off until it becomes your death zone."

"Origami Master If you're the greatest origami master in the worldmaybe I can find you a job folding napkins at a restaurant.I'm not making any promises."

"Now, I'm Not Born Yet [10w] I brought a sundial to a flight crossing the International-Date-Line."

"Journalist asks me whether I can sit down for an interview... Sorry, I can't talk now. I'm busy writing up a storm.How about tomorrow?Sorry, tomorrow I'm bust conjuring up a tornado."

"Maintaining the Distance between Wealth and Poverty [10w] The nouveau riche are far more ruthlessthan the rich."

"One Philosophical Question, Two Faces [10w] 'Is life wort living?' is tantamount to'Does God exist?"

"Sometimes it's Love and Sometimes the... [10w] ...tingling sensation of excitement, happiness, and nervousnessis jock itch."

"Fodder for Poets [10w] Childhood memories are the most seminal sustenance for creating poetry."

"Relationships Deconstrcted [10w] Qualities we at first perceive as endearingsoon becomes annoying."