#spiritual-growth

"Gays & Lesbians Birds of a feather fuck together."

"♥ Love ♡ My heart skips a beat every time you walk through the door!It isn't love ~ I have an arrhythmia."

"Diet and Exorcise [10w] The most effective diet is hanging around with fat people."

"Tickled Pink Today,without thinking,I filled my half-empty fish tank, to its brink.Having doubled the size of his universe,my Siamese bettais quite tickled pinkThe same thing happens when you fill my half-empty world with your love.Bai, keep pourin'!"

"1953 It seems the world has gone downhill since the year Sir Edmund Hillary climbed Everest."

"Chlorophylia [10w] + {Couplet} Few things amaze as the paletteof the autumn blaze."

"YOU. ARE. PERFECT. You are. Im talking to YOU. and dont you dare think otherwise...embrace the entity of yourself...you are a puzzle piece and you are meant to be puzzling."

"Obscure Poetry Obscurity does not make a poem better or deeper.It simply makes it obscure."

"Bruges Belgium Haiku Behind a stack of grey Lego bricksyou wheeze up Belfry's 366 stepsand don't see a single bat."

"Pamela Anderson Haiku Ben Stillerbeds Pamela Anderson.My alarm clock rings"

"An Enirely Different Matter [10W] Four states of matter:solid, liquid, gasand ffuzzy-wuzzy."

"Consolation [10w] Man finds consolation in love, laughter and Ben & Jerry's."

"The Poet's Job [10w] + {Couplet} Trigger memory, explode an emotion;the poet must create commotion....................................................­....................."

"Expectation [10w] Eyes that see with expectation lieby not querying, 'Why."

"Relationships Deconstrcted [10w] Qualities we at first perceive as endearingsoon becomes annoying."

"Kill Buddha's Hairdresser [10w] I'd like to meet Buddha's hairdresser and shoot the prick."

"Fate [10w] The eternal point where our dreams intersect is called fate."

"Wheaties: Breakfast of Champions... who'll endorse any product for a price."

"In the Future [1]: (criminals) In the future we're going to find a wayto turn criminals into wordsand then place them in parentheses."

"Owlish [10w] If owls are wise,why are they flat faced fucks?"