#spiritual-growth

"As Long As It Has a Fast Internet Connection {Couplet} I need a cozy den to winter in,a hiberaculum away from the city's din."

"Keep Your Day Job Bitch [10w] + {Couplet} If you've guessed that I'm blessed,augury ain't your strawberry."

"United Negro College Fund: A mind is a terrible thing to waste... ...and so is your paycheck,so don't waste good money on a lost cause."

"New Year Resolutions I [10w] Change my voice;unclog my ears;open my heart."

"What is Love? [10w] Love is the stubborn desire to find permanencein impermanence."

"Natural Born Poets vs. Made Poets A natural born poet sees the future of poetry.A made poet clumsily imitates his vision."

"California [10w] No two snowflakes are alike,unless they're California yoga practitioners."

"Hook 'em I know how to leave them satisfied and hungry for more ~with a carefully administered shot of insulin."

"Comedy vs. Satire [10w] Comedy pokes fun at society's self-inflation;satire deflates the balloon."

"There is nothing wrong with your television set. Do not attempt to adjust the picture. [10w] + {Couplet} Network TV's insistent stupidity to the Outer Limits pushes me."

"Joussard, Alberta, Canada Haiku Love North Country Fair.Music, dance, artisan market ~a walk back in time."

"Scientology [10w] There's nothing more oppressive than the ignorance of foolish belief."

"Unconditional Love [10w] If you're not giving unconditional love,you're offering conditional hate."

"The Wonderful Wonder Between the 'Onenesses' [10w] + [10w] + [10w] + [10w] If you can imagine time running backwards, death becomes birth;The moment before conception, becomes our oneness with the universe.Therefore, we shouldn't fear death because oneness returns to oneness;The wonder that happens between these onenesses is God's gift."

"Fugly Fishmates For every woman that looks like a hatchet-faced haddockthere's an equally ugly flounder-faced man with even fewer prospects."

"Entrepreneurs [10w] A man should be judged by the companyhe sells."

"Underage-Killers [10w] Underage-killers like making a whooshing sound when they shoot people."

"Self-Sufficiency [10w] When God closes a door,buy a Sawzall from Home Depot."

"Poetry vs. Prose [10w] Prose is the bread of imagination;poetry is the wine."

"Whisper into My Good Ear [10w] "Pour your fears, fantasies, desires into my ear of corn."