#spiritual-growth

"National Rifle Association Credo [10w] God gave us two hands to holdan assault rifle."

"What is God? (60) [10w] God's always the correct answer once you rephrase the question."

"Seeing vs. Envision {Couplet} We see nothing more than we bring to it;heavenly orchards lie in an apple's pit!"

"Brownie Mix [10w] + {Couplet} Betwixt hell and the River Styx,I'll be shitting bricks."

"Maine State Motto Dirigo. [10]You won't find no niggers here, eh."

"Taste [10w] + [10w] "If you have sophisticated taste, you like what I like.If you're a Neanderthal, you will love what I hate."

"Seduction [10w] Italy will host the Olympics when seduction's declared a sport."

"Committees [10w] A committee sits in a rectangle and talks in circles."

"Income Tax [10w] A man's income tax return measures his integrity and stupidity."

"Friendship vs. Love [10w] Friendship requires poise and patience;love demands pluck and perseverance."

"Lenny Bruce I'm going to be rich!I figured out how to get schlong-juice stains off of suede."

"Genesis {Couplet} God spoke the world into existence, reifying an abstraction.Now the Creator's had second thoughts and wishes to utter a retraction."

"Consciousness-Driven Evolution circa 60,000 B.C. Random genetic mutation allowed homo sapiens to compete more successfully for food and mating rights. Just listen to girl chatter posted on the cave walls:"Boy, Uggh is hot. He's sentient!""Yeah. He doesn't need a club to get my attention."

"Where the Fuck is Waldo Even whens I finds Waldothat crackhead nigga won't cough up the five dollars he owes me."

"The Machismo Motto [10w] "When we are not hard as nails we get screwed."

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"Love in the Afterlife [10w] Maybe I'll love you in the afterlife.This life, fuhgeddaboudit."

"A Poem Should Be Motionless A poem should be motionlessin its eternal truthsand animated to inspire latent words into action."

"Lonely Marriage is the best refuge of the lonely to be lonely together,and if it lasts long enough,take turns being lonely."

"The Pompous Psychopomp Its your charge to provide me safe passage to the afterlife,to be a midwife to my dying.Any yet, you hover there, judging me,putting on airs, you supercilious whip-poor-will.You're an embarrassment to nightjars everywhere.Now do your fucking job and take me to hell ~which I guess has already begun,judging by your shitty escort service."