#spiritualism

"Enigmatic Real Estate I choose to live on the edge of mysterywith its inscrutable view of complexityhedged by perplexity.Also, there's a Walmart nearby."

"Jonesing [10w] Is it odd of me that I'm Jonsesing for strange?"

"Ageing [10w] There's no such thing as age -- only degrees of opacity."

"Preparation [10w] Hope for the best, but prepare for your insufferable wife."

"Gradually Then Instantly [10w] We fall in love the way we lose our minds."

"Till Death Do You Part [10w] Marriage will indeed change people ~for better or for worse."

"Poorly Hidden [10w] We're incapable of hiding arrogance, ambition or being in love."

"Dammit Goddammit' Defined [10w] Damned if you do and damned if you don't double-bind."

"Chutzpah {Limerick} Despite your unmitigated audacity,you're effrontery remains one of opacity.Let me suggest you turn Jewand learn chutzpah too,to realize your fullest capacity."

"Celebrity [10w] Celebrity is an insignificant zit on the surface of history."

"Virginia Haiku "Bowl of chili for me.She'll have the Cheesy Western.Both with, add a slab."

"Doublemint Gum: Double your pleasure. Double your fun... ...we're talking ménage à trois, you son of a gun."

"Journalist asks me whether I can sit down for an interview... Sorry, I can't talk now. I'm busy writing up a storm.How about tomorrow?Sorry, tomorrow I'm bust conjuring up a tornado."

"Q & A The illness of our time is not that we lack for answers;man's tragedy is that we've forgotten the important questions."

"Kansas Haiku "Ya' know Superman'sfrom here and Jor-El could'vesent him to New York."

"The Universe Begins and Ends in Us If a telescope could see beyond the edges of the universe,we would see ourselves looking into a telescope trying to see beyond the edges of universe."

"Enemies [10w] I prefer my enemies death than apologeticfor closure's sake"

"Brewing Poetry Comma sips between the lines,insights percolate into a 10w,a latte sonnet here, a cappuccino couplet there.A few smartass epiphanies,and something new in every brew.One final fix,voilà, the poem is fixed!I adore this caffeine,that alchemises the extraordinary into the routine,and vice versa with the unforseen.It turns blue aquamarine,and words into Mexican jumping beans."

"Hung [10w] Being caught with your pants down is a hanging offense."

"Washington State Motto Al-Ki. [25]America's most rainy, PC and annoying state."