#spiritualism

"Avery If a boy named Avery marries a girl named Avery,will they name or just label their children?"

"Pond(er) This [10w] Nobody wants to be:'Big fish in a little pond."

"Where the Fuck is Waldo Even whens I finds Waldothat crackhead nigga won't cough up the five dollars he owes me."

"Fucking 3rd World Taxi Drivers [10w] Taxi drivers have ruined more vacations than tsunamis or earthquakes."

"Genesis {Couplet} God spoke the world into existence, reifying an abstraction.Now the Creator's had second thoughts and wishes to utter a retraction."

"Lotto If I won a million bucks in Lotto,I'd give it to Charity.Charity gives great head."

"The Gypsy Jackpot An ambulance, a police car and a fire truck parked in front of a gypsy's trailer can only mean one thing ~ insurance scam!"

"Virginia Haiku "Bowl of chili for me.She'll have the Cheesy Western.Both with, add a slab."

"Bonjour [10w] You're more obscure than first we met,"uttered with regret."

"Mild Suffering vs. Great Suffering Mild suffering serves the purpose of inner-change.Great suffering serves the purpose of evil,or just being at the wrong place at the wrong time."

"United Negro College Fund: A mind is a terrible thing to waste... ...and so is your paycheck,so don't waste good money on a lost cause."

"Memory Foam [10w] She had an ass like an elephants memoryfoam pillow."

"Ars Poetica: Write Poetry on a Black Slate Poetry should be written on a black slate of imagination,the poet artfully allowing images to emerge from the dark."

"Pale Oak Leaves Scatter Pale oak leaves scatteraround my father's grave."For this I pay $30/month maintenance?"

"Finally, I Know Who I Am You are what you eat.~ Ludwig Andreas FeuerbachWe become what we think about.~ Earl NightingaleI'm a Horny Pizza!"

"Marriage Advice [10w] Marry a man above youand a woman beneath you."

"Lady Gaga Haiku A cow has a big head, deep voice, a long tongue, butLady Gaga he's not."

"Self-Motivation [10w] "Today I'll do something more extraordinarythan I did yesterday."

"Illinois State Motto State sovereignty, national union.Life begins and ends with corruption."

"Note to Self: Patent #10w Diving Mask for fish filled with water when oceans disappear."