#spiritualism

"Charity [10w] Contentment over your life is the best aphrodisiac for charity."

"Out-of-the-Box [10w] I march to my own drummerin a drum circle."

"Patience [10w] Patience is the most technologically advanced form of energy efficiency."

"Income Tax [10w] A man's income tax return measures his integrity and stupidity."

"Fulfillment [10w] Sometime fulfillment goes beyond the date Amazon delivers your order."

"I [10w] 'I' is a wellspring in the desertoverflowing with life."

"The Sound of Killing [10w] + [10w] A doe, a deer, a femaledeerin my headlights.A doe, a deer, a femaledeeron my sunroof."

"Love and Blindness [10w] Love may be unilaterally blind,but divorce blinds both parties."

"Cumin vs. Acumen Cumin is a powerful spice with a nutty peppery flavor;Acumen is more about having the good taste to knowhow and when to use it."

"Leaping lemmings! Leaping lemmings!I so adore ya'Can't get enoughJust want more’o'ya'!When I've had my fill'o'ya',I long for anotherRefill'o'ya.So, let's cut my spiel And here's the deal:I'm just gonna' haveta' cloneya'!So, when we're doneJust having fun --I'm just gonna' haveta' boneya'Again."

"Gradually Then Instantly [10w] We fall in love the way we lose our minds."

"The Fate of Prodigies [10w] Early to peak, early to deal with obsolescence and obscurity."

"Wheaties: Breakfast of Champions... who'll endorse any product for a price."

"Committees [10w] A committee sits in a rectangle and talks in circles."

"Pussy [10w] Her pussy was heaven's gate and the backdoor of hell."

"Liberating Dreams [10w] God was with Joseph in prison.They escaped through dreams."

"Glow in the Dark "You've led me from stark nightwith a love that glows in the dark."

"Cookie Cutter Criticism A critic tried to fit my sense of humor in a cookie cutter,but it wouldn't fit his preconceived shape of what comedy should be.So he pressed harder, and harder and harder until the cookie cutter cut a cookie shaperight through the palm of his hand.It doesn't hurt anymore when the critic tries to slap me in the face.There's no more hot-air resistance."

"What Women Think Women don't care if you got a six pack if you slurp you soup."

"As Dead As "Nothing's changed at my place of birth.It is as dead as I remember leaving it."