#store

"The best gifts come from the heart, not the store."

"The salesman said the sale was happening because all the gizmos in the store had to be liquidated. It was a lot of solidfluid, and I would have bought something, but the only thing I was thirsty for was her love."

"I’ll bet opening a store called Boobs and Books would increase literacy. I prefer a hands-on approach to learning."