#store

"The salesman said the sale was happening because all the gizmos in the store had to be liquidated. It was a lot of solidfluid, and I would have bought something, but the only thing I was thirsty for was her love."

"The best gifts come from the heart, not the store."

"I’ll bet opening a store called Boobs and Books would increase literacy. I prefer a hands-on approach to learning."