I’ll bet opening a store called Boobs and Books would increa... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"I love Huey Lewis, but not the News, because the News is too depressing."

"My past is black and my future is blank. My only canvas is the present. The best color to paint with is love."

"I spoke like a spoke on a wheel, as I went around and around without actually saying what I wanted to say. I was love flustered."

"I’m half chameleon, half camouflage, and wholly in love with you, though you’d never be able to see it."

"Only a fool tells people that only fools buy gold. In the coming future, I’d rather have fool’s gold than dollar bills. Ask Zimbabwe."