#unconditional-acceptance

"Curse of the Ageing Woman {Couplet} I'm a wallflower, bluestocking, left on the Shelf, When you're beyond one's sell-by date, you've left by yourself,"

"Let Others Speak [10w] When others speak of your virtues they grow tenfold."

"A Matter of Perspective I see rain dancing on the stage of the pond.Fish see heaven throwing a thousand kisses.My wife see a drizzle of olive oil on a pot of spaghetti. The scientist sees condensation and precipitation.The rain sees reincarnation.A poet see them all in permutation."

"Confucius vs. Confusion [10w] Confucius says if pussy smell like fish change the bait."

"Evil [10w] Believing you're evil sets into motion the wheels of self-destruction."

"Where the Fuck is Waldo Even whens I finds Waldothat crackhead nigga won't cough up the five dollars he owes me."

"Minus One [10w] We more people we fuckthe more lonely we become."

"Hungry When you're hungry everything tastes good.Note to myself: Don't get married when you're hungry."

"Legacy To leave a legacy,you first gotta leave your leg in the door."

"Upgrading [10w] Promise them the worldto get the universe in return."

"There's More Than Two Choices [10w] Don't take the road less traveled;blaze your own path."

"Money Can't Buy Everything [10w] Money can't buy everything ~ but love is certainly no exception."

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"What is Hate? [10w] Hate is merely love hiding behind the mask of envy."

"Tangled [10w] Love becomes a tangle of roots submerged in common soil."

"Doublemint Gum: Double your pleasure. Double your fun... ...we're talking ménage à trois, you son of a gun."

"Miracle [10w] The greatest unacknowledged miracle is man has lasted this long."

"There is nothing wrong with your television set. Do not attempt to adjust the picture. [10w] + {Couplet} Network TV's insistent stupidity to the Outer Limits pushes me."

"Death Has Bad Timing Death has bad timingbecause rigor mortis sets into your penisjust when you don't fucking need it."

"Omnipresence Under The Christmas Tree "I wish I was a schizophrenic with déjà vu so I could've been everywhere simultaneously."