#unconditional-acceptance

"2D or Not 2D [10w] The best thing about a two-dimensional world is nobody's fat."

"That Jesus Kinda' Love [20w] What people do for the loveof their Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ,I wouldn't do for my fucking mother."

"Fat Bungee Jumpers When I watch a fat woman bungee jumpI swear I can feel the earth leaving its orbit."

"How to Get Girls into Bed When I take a new girl out on a dateI tell them I slipped poison into their wineand the antidote is on my penis."

"Children Learn to Love and Hate A child understands love by three months and hate by three years.How the child processes that understandingwill shape his character for the next seventy."

"Political Strategists Avoids the Controversial [10w] Politicians win by pandering to the base of shared assumptions."

"The Rubik's Cube of Omár my Mán A Key of Coke underneath the Bough,A Jug of Jack, a Brick of Hash ~ Newsflash:'Now who the fuck needs Thou'."

"Pedestals [10w] People should not be placed on pedestals unless they're stuffed."

"Compassion and Self-Neglect [10w] Compassionate people know how to care of everybody but themselves."

"Shit Poetry [10w] Poetry without grace of expression is just so much shit."

"The Universe Begins and Ends in Us If a telescope could see beyond the edges of the universe,we would see ourselves looking into a telescope trying to see beyond the edges of universe."

"Present {Couplet} Our present is the dissipating despair of our past mingled with the promise of our future we hope will last."

"Humble Wishes [10w] "God, all I simply ask is that I become perfect."

"Bespeckled Heroes [10w] Great heroes in 100 years become statues speckled with birdshit."

"Heartbreak [10w] Heartbreak’s like a heart attack but without the hospital bills."

"Recollection [10w] Recollection recategorize memoriesby sorting them out into different collections."

"Love in the Afterlife [10w] Maybe I'll love you in the afterlife.This life, fuhgeddaboudit."

"Marriage Material For women seeking a marriage partner,a man's sense of humor trumps good looks.Unfortunately for the funnymen out there,security trumps laughter."

"Cinco de Mayo [10w] What day do the dead party to celebrate the living?"

"Why We Need Smart People [10w] We need smart people to call other smart people morons."