#unconditional-acceptance

"Underage-Killers [10w] Underage-killers like making a whooshing sound when they shoot people."

"Say No to Drugs Commercials The image of an egg sizzling in a frying pan is not your brain on drugs.It's just a fucking omelet."

"Political Strategists Avoids the Controversial [10w] Politicians win by pandering to the base of shared assumptions."

"Small Packages [10w] Great things come in small packages from a geological perspective."

"A Dream Come True [10w] A dream come true is a nightmare in the making."

"Infinite Promise The carrot of infinite promise always dangles just inches beyond our noses.The trick is to surreptitiously switch that carrot for a zucchini."

"Time [10w] {Couplet} Can there be more callous crimethan unkindly killing time?"

"Hidden [10w] God hides enough happiness in sadness to light the world."

"Maine State Motto Dirigo. [10]You won't find no niggers here, eh."

"Spineless "How do you know which invertebrate lacks resolution if they're all spineless?"

"Fate [10w] The eternal point where our dreams intersect is called fate."

"Ageing [10w] There's no such thing as age -- only degrees of opacity."

"Privacy [10w] Why someone prefers his privacy is itself a private matter."

"Casualties of War The casualties of war are far, far morethan those lying dead on the battlefield floor."

"God is Great [10w] God found me in a dumpster and made me holy."

"Sometimes Magic is What Disappears [10w] + {Couplet} Love's tragic, not ecstatic;with finespun change, disappears the magic."

"Family {Couplet} For my misery, family brings relief,tripling my joy, halving my grief.This aesthetic arithmetic's quite poetic,an accounting surmounting odds unsympathetic.Now there seems no hardship I cannot withstand,accompanied by my exponential, familial band."

"Frank Lloyd Wright {Couplet} Frank Lloyd Wright eliminated the confining wall,so now when your wife screams at youit sounds like you're in Tammany Hall."

"Sex Kitchens of the Future [10w] Her entire kitchen was made of silicone ~ including her breasts."

"Taco Bell [10w] Taco Bell: Living proof you can shit where you eat."