#unconditional-acceptance

"Beyond the Place of Turning Back ↺ "Sometimes I wish to fly so far sou⇟hit's stars beyond the place of turning back↺"

"Nursing Homes [10w] Nursing homes are house haunted by the living and half-dead."

"Overheard at McDonalds "I am become death, the destroyer of worlds.Are you going to finish those fries?"

"Now, I'm Not Born Yet [10w] I brought a sundial to a flight crossing the International-Date-Line."

"Origami Master If you're the greatest origami master in the worldmaybe I can find you a job folding napkins at a restaurant.I'm not making any promises."

"A Matter of Perspective I see rain dancing on the stage of the pond.Fish see heaven throwing a thousand kisses.My wife see a drizzle of olive oil on a pot of spaghetti. The scientist sees condensation and precipitation.The rain sees reincarnation.A poet see them all in permutation."

"Fulfillment [10w] Sometime fulfillment goes beyond the date Amazon delivers your order."

"Compassion and Self-Neglect [10w] Compassionate people know how to care of everybody but themselves."

"The Squeaky Wheel The squeaky wheel ~will put you $374.43 in the holeafter replacing the brake pad, rotorsand $500 with a new master cylinder."

"Southern Cat on a Hot Tin Roof Sure nuff, I'm happier than a cat on a formerly hot tin roofwhich now usesNXT Cool Zone® heat reflecting roof coating ~but I'm still ornier than a mule on loco weedand a whole lot hornier than a two-dicked billy goat.You gots any coatin' for dat?"

"Why Utopias Fail When you tie several horses together and one takes the lead, they all fall."

"Doublemint Gum: Double your pleasure. Double your fun... ...we're talking ménage à trois, you son of a gun."

"Past/Present/Future I have no problem living in the present,but because of my pastpeople want to kill me in the future."

"Learning from Experience Learning from experience means, 'Boy, did I just fuck up!"

"Doldrums People who live in the doldrumscan't throw caution to the wind."

"Truth {Couplet} Since every truth worth saying, has been already said,our job's to refine it, question it, or turn it on its head."

"How to Get Girls into Bed When I take a new girl out on a dateI tell them I slipped poison into their wineand the antidote is on my penis."

"Small Degrees Lobster don't fathom they're being cooked,like relationships being snuffed out in small degreesbut in reverse, as love begins to freeze over, trapping you in a impenetrable ceiling of ice until you drown."

"Madness [10w] Madness isn't an objective state,it is a cultural bias."

"Lady Clowns [10w] Lady clowns drip menstrual blood in seven luscious rainbow colors."