#unconditional-love

"Office Depot: Taking Care of Business... ...with short breaks, bad management and no job advancement opportunities."

"Knowledge vs. Wisdom [10w] + [10w] Knowledge is the understanding that you are what you eat. Wisdom is not eating a pussy with hair on it."

"Psychotherapy [10w] If you can second guess a psychotherapist,they’re totally useless."

"Seduction [10w] Seduction comes from our innate instincts for hunting and killing."

"Mind's Eye What vain man is not a hero in his mind's eye;What egoist not the protagonist upon which the world revolves?"

"A Frog in my Throat I had me frog in my throat.I swallowed hard and it croaked.Tasted like shit.Next time I get me a frog in my throat,my snooty French boyfriend better wash his dick with soap."

"Before It's Too Late [10w] Life's too transient to waste time hating ~plot revenge now!"

"Schmuck [10w] + {Couplet} Show kindness to a schmuck,it's guaranteed you'll get fucked."

"Obscenity [10w] Obscenity's undefinable becauseeverything that occurs in nature is natural."

"Oy Vey Haiku (g)Nat's sphincter clenched.The skinhead asked, 'You a Jew?Minyan's one man short."

"Unconditional love is the greatest gift we can ever give."

"A Tad Old Fashioned [10w] "Save all your sighing and swooning for the 18th Century, bitch."

"The Fate of Prodigies [10w] Early to peak, early to deal with obsolescence and obscurity."

"Thank You Dick Wolf [10w] TV crime shows taught me it’s best to lawyer up."

"Chutzpah {Limerick} Despite your unmitigated audacity,you're effrontery remains one of opacity.Let me suggest you turn Jewand learn chutzpah too,to realize your fullest capacity."

"Gold Diggers are Always at Two Weddings A gold digger's eyes are searching for her next husband at her wedding."

"Upgrading [10w] Promise them the worldto get the universe in return."

"Break All the Rules of Poetry Place no limits on your poetry.Live a little.Break all the fucking rules!If it comes deep from the wellsprings of your imagination,the woolgathering of dreamers ~it is poetry ~no matter what anyone says."

"Poetry Trek: 'To Boldly Go Where No man Has Gone Before' A poet must get into spaceship every dayand launch himself into metaphorical space."

"Stumble When you don't know how to end a sentence you've stumbled upon a truth."