#wisdom

"A Note from Time Management [10w] Our time machine's temporarily out of order. Come back yesterday."

"Virtual Reality [10w] The only thing better than reality is perfected virtual reality."

"Never play cards with a man called Doc. Never eat at a place called Mom's. Never sleep with a woman whose troubles are worse than your own."

"Kansas State Motto Ad astra per aspera. [9]Flat land and flatline intelligence."

"Rain Check I'm a shitty typist and speller, I hunt and peck,I wrote, "i LeFt mY sWeEtToOtH iN yOuR nEcKoF tHe WoOdS, cOuLd YoU pLeAsE bRiNgIt BeCk."Surprisingly, you did,and left."rAiN cHeCk."

"you=""are=""what=""eat"=""[10w]=""That's why I've become a pizza with a pussy topping."

"Coffee Wisdom [2] For a real manthe only thing better than the scent of pussyis the smell of freshly ground coffee."

"Hold fast to dreams,For if dreams dieLife is a broken-winged bird,That cannot fly."

"Premature Evacuation [10w] I've stopped all my relationships short,not unlike this poem."

"the only way in which a human being can make some approach to knowing the whole of a subject, is by hearing what can be said about it by persons of every variety of opinion, and studying all modes in which it can be looked at by every character of mind. No wise man ever acquired his wisdom in any mode but this; nor is it in the nature of human intellect to become wise in any other manner."

"Ruminating Poetry A poem should be eaten in one sittingbut regurgitated often like a ruminant's food."

"We think a wise person is someone who solves problems. Truth is, a wise person is someone who avoids problems."

"In the long run what people think about shepherds and bakers becomes more important for them than their own destinies."

"Pull the string and it will follow wherever you wish. Push it, and it will go nowhere at all."

"It is beautiful to express love and even more beautiful to feel it."

"Tennis is the only sport with love in the score, and that makes it the most romantic. I would be a player, but I wisely use the net to go fishing instead."

"Let's Celebrate! Photoshop Turns 25 This Week [10w] I bought a fake passport on Fiverr.Don't tell Mexico."

"I would rather my descendants have greater abilities and a greater knowledge of the love of Christ than I do, much like standing on one's shoulders in order to get a clearer view of the valley."

"We don't want to think about our weaknesses. We don't want to talk about them, and we certainly don't want anyone else to point them out. This is a classic sign of mediocrity, and this mediocrity has a firm grip on the Church and humanity at this moment in history."

"There is no competition of sounds between a nightingale and a violin."