#wisdom

"Lost vs. Lost We get lost twice in life.The first stems from uncertainty,when we try to find what our dreams truly are.The more profound feeling of being lost is existential, and comes unforeseen, after we finally fulfill our dreams.To survive the latter, we must create an entirely new set of dreams."

"Dsylıxǝa Hey, it isn't cool to make fun of people with Dsʎlıxǝaʎou dɯub pircʞ ¡!¡"

"Even strength must bow to wisdom sometimes."

"Gone to the Dogs [10w] All ideals corrupt into ideology to sustain the social order."

"Hermits vs. Rising Real Estate Costs [10w] Hermits can no longer afford a cabin in the woods."

"Selfie [10w] For the millennial generationa selfie is a family portrait."

"You can't always be right, but you can be wrong a lot less"

"How they Measure Self-Worth in Fort Worth: Actual Texas Hooker Quote (the irony is priceless!) "Quit fucking acting like y'alls have me all figured outand don't you ever, EVER, lump me into the category of your trashy hooker girlfriend who charges $100/hr. for full service. Shit, I charge $200 minimum now ~because after the year of being at the bottom I know my self worth."

"learn from the past live in the present plan for the future"

"What's in it for me?' A selfish person doesn't become compassionate as the result of some words of wisdom or epiphany. The selfish need selfish reasons to act unselfish."

"McDonald's I love and rescue stray dogs, duct tape Burger King crowns to their heads and set them loose in McDonald's."

"Government Intrusion [10w] + {Couplet} America's biggest illusion is the beliefthey're free from government intrusion."

"It doesn't matter where you are coming from. All that matters is where you are going."

"Nursing Homes [10w] Nursing homes are house haunted by the living and half-dead."

"Everything you'll ever need to know is within you; the secrets of the universe are imprinted on the cells of your body."

"Committees [10w] A committee sits in a rectangle and talks in circles."

"To the knights of faith nobody believes."

"Let people be the pursuits of happiness, you be the pursuit of perfection."

"North Dakota Haiku "My bib overallslook spiffy at a weddingor a funeral."

"Finally, I Know Who I Am You are what you eat.~ Ludwig Andreas FeuerbachWe become what we think about.~ Earl NightingaleI'm a Horny Pizza!"