#wisdom

"Infinite Promise The carrot of infinite promise always dangles just inches beyond our noses.The trick is to surreptitiously switch that carrot for a zucchini."

"If your dreams are to hard to achieve, just achieve"

"The path to success is to take massive, determined action."

"Consciousness-Driven Evolution circa 60,000 B.C. Random genetic mutation allowed homo sapiens to compete more successfully for food and mating rights. Just listen to girl chatter posted on the cave walls:"Boy, Uggh is hot. He's sentient!""Yeah. He doesn't need a club to get my attention."

"The most wonderful and the strongest things in the world, you know, are just the things which no one can see."

"Fat Bungee Jumpers When I watch a fat woman bungee jumpI swear I can feel the earth leaving its orbit."

"If you are not vegan, please consider going vegan. It’s a matter of nonviolence. Being vegan is your statement that you reject violence to other sentient beings, to yourself, and to the environment, on which all sentient beings depend."

"Non-judgment quiets the internal dialogue, and this opens once again the doorway to creativity."

"You do not write your life with words...You write it with actions. What you think is not important. It is only important what you do."

"Creating a better futureRequires creativity in the present."

"Adult Pretend [10w] "I'm tired of playing 'pretend';let's play 'get-real, bitch."

"If people were employed at creating heaven on earth, everybody would be happy; instead each one is creating his own heaven by creating hell for others."

"Unconditional Love [10w] If you're not giving unconditional love,you're offering conditional hate."

"How they Measure Self-Worth in Fort Worth: Actual Texas Hooker Quote (the irony is priceless!) "Quit fucking acting like y'alls have me all figured outand don't you ever, EVER, lump me into the category of your trashy hooker girlfriend who charges $100/hr. for full service. Shit, I charge $200 minimum now ~because after the year of being at the bottom I know my self worth."

"It’s never overreacting to ask for what you want and need."

"To sense the peace of extinguished passionHappiness in not knowing the ultimate knowledge"

"AMTRAK: See America at see level... even though we cost twice as much as a plane and get you there 3 days later."

"When something seems wrong in your life, the only way to have resolution with it is to let it go. Trying to make it right keeps it wrong."

"Nico knew something about ghosts. Letting them get inside your head was dangerous. He wanted to help Reyna, but since his own strategy was to deal with his problems alone, spurning anyone who tried to get close, he couldn’t exactly criticize Reyna for doing the same thing."

"I had a second friend come over to my house, and do you know what I called her? A refill. If relationships aren’t drinkable, why do we thirst for them so much?"