#women

"She's strong! And scary...I bet she's single...I'd put money on it.."

"Every woman wants a man who'll fall in love with her soul as well as her body."

"Here's all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid."

"Life is a bitter sweet journey my friend, a bitter sweet journey."

"What would happen if one woman told the truth about her life?The world would split open."

"Greatness is achieved through kindness, compassion, and love."

"You educate a man; you educate a man. You educate a woman; you educate a generation."

"When I touched her body,I believed she was God.In the curves of her formI found the birth of Man,the creation of the world,and the origin of all life."

"In sitcoms, the women are so beautiful, understanding and well-bred. They have humor, but sort of display it with a twinkle of the eye and not a guffaw. But there's no juice in that for me."

"She asked me if I was seeing anybody else, and I said, No, the other woman is invisible."

"How can I be reasonable? To me our love was everything and you were my whole life. It is not very pleasant to realize that to you it was only an episode."

"When I think of talking, it is of course with a woman. For talking at its best being an inspiration, it wants a corresponding divine quality of receptiveness, and where will you find this but in a woman?"

"We women talk too much, but even then we don't tell half what we know."

"Men die in battle; women die in childbirth."

"What would you do if you weren't afraid?"

"A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle."

"Cosmetics makers have always sold 'hope in a jar' - creams and potions that promise youth, beauty, sex appeal, and even love for the women who use them."

"Dress shabbily and they remember the dress; dress impeccably and they remember the woman."

"Women, as they grow older, rely more and more on cosmetics. Men, as they grow older, rely more and more on a sense of humor."

"When in a relationship, a real man doesn't make his woman jealous of others, he makes others jealous of his woman."