"I water fake plants, because I’m growing a garden of fake mustaches. Lest no man (or woman) question my ability as a lover."
"To become one who believes two become one, you need love in your life."
"You catch more flies with honey than you do with chopsticks. Let this be a lesson in love."
"I don’t want to make love last, I want to make love second to last. The last thing we’ll do is cuddle."
"Love is like whoa! Actually, it's closer to woe."
"Love isn’t all flowers, candles, and dancing midgets. No, it is much, much taller than all that."