"I water fake plants, because I’m growing a garden of fake mustaches. Lest no man (or woman) question my ability as a lover."
"Two become one when two are in love—or when the waitress asks about our dinner bill. I’ll pay next time, I promise."
"In a bookstore you can find me in the romance section, because I’m not a lover, I’m a reader."
"A crate full of discreet would appear to be empty. But it’s not. It’s full of my love for you."
"You tell me you love me, but I’m not sure you know what love is, or how fast it flies, or how much it resembles a UFO, or what kind of weapon you’d use to shoot it down."
"To become one who believes two become one, you need love in your life."