I water fake plants, because I’m growing a garden of fake mu... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

"I water fake plants, because I’m growing a garden of fake mustaches. Lest no man (or woman) question my ability as a lover."

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"Her love was like cigarette smoke stirred into coffee. I drank it so fast it made me cough, but she’s not offering a refill at any price."
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"Stairs, are they going up or are they going down? They’re so confusing! If love were a physical thing, it would be stairs."
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"Two butterflies in two socks could walk faster than I can run. A love song will jog your memory like I jog like Roger Bannister in a wheelchair."
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