#Zoo

"I think the discomfort that some people feel in going to the monkey cages at the zoo is a warning sign."

"Life is a zoo in a jungle."

"Love is like a door knob that I’ve mistaken for a shower handle, and I’m trying to turn up the heat on our relationship, but the handle won’t turn and I’ve got shampoo in my eyes and my wetsuit is dry and I started crying just as the zookeeper asked me to leave."