Love is like a door knob that I’ve mistaken for a shower han... - Jarod Kintz, This Book Has No Title

"Love is like a door knob that I’ve mistaken for a shower handle, and I’m trying to turn up the heat on our relationship, but the handle won’t turn and I’ve got shampoo in my eyes and my wetsuit is dry and I started crying just as the zookeeper asked me to leave."

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