Random Inspirational Quotes

"There were a lot of gods. Gods always come in handy, they justify almost anything."

"Just when you thought you’d considered all the angles, life goes from a square to a cube. Love should also be 3D."

"Fear cuts deeper than swords."

"I carry death in my left pocket. Sometimes I take it out and talk to it: "Hello, baby, how you doing? When you coming for me? I'll be ready."

"Steer Clear [10w] Avoid alliances with anyone who's more to gain than you."

"Truth is on the side of the oppressed."

"I don't need anything to get high. I'm high on life."

"Tennessee State Motto Agriculture and Commerce.Where the KKK was bornand the most popular pick up line is, 'Nice tooth!"

"Gypsy When one gypsy spits on you, its disgusting;when two do, it's suspicious;when three do, you're late to a gypsy wedding."

"To show you I love you, I bought you an antique watch. You can tell it's old because it doesn't even work. I got a great deal on it."

"Don’t only practice your art, but force your way into its secrets, for it and knowledge can raise men to the divine."

"Love is the outreach of self toward completion."

"Instead of committing suicide, people go to work."

"What does it mean to be the best? It means you have to be better than the number two guy. But what gratification is there in that? He's a loser—that’s why he's number two."

"Finding Fault [10w] + {Couplet} We find in others faultWhenever our wounds perceives salt."

"The world as we have created it is a process of our thinking. It cannot be changed without changing our thinking."

"Why are there beings at all, instead of Nothing?"

"Saving YouThe darkness takes him over, the sickness pulls him in; his eyes—a blown out candle, I wish to go with him.Sometimes I see a flicker— a light that shone from them; I hold him to me tightly, before he's gone again."

"Keep Your Day Job Bitch [10w] + {Couplet} If you've guessed that I'm blessed,augury ain't your strawberry."

"There are no happy endings.Endings are the saddest part, So just give me a happy middleAnd a very happy start."