"DNA [10w] DNA's the last hope of our species,spiraling to extinction."
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Beryl Dov
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Quotes by Beryl Dov
"Control [10w] Don't lose control by imagining you can control your lover."
"That's Why Shag's the Way To Go [10w] Love's messy;it tracks mud on the carpet of life."
"The Poet's Job [10w] + {Couplet} Trigger memory, explode an emotion;the poet must create commotion........................................................................."
"Love [10w] Love is a time machineset to your perfect present"
"Damn You, TripAdvisor! My penis deserves to be a World Heritage Site,judging by the number of tourists trampling on my balls."
"9/11 Haiku: Rudy Giuliani, Mayor of New York "Now you boxcutter, Iraqi Pete, camel fuckersreally pissed me off!"
"Hermit Crab Should a hermit crab be required to have a real estate license?"
"ESL New immigrantswho've taken ESL (English as a Second Language),will always misunderstand sarcasm ~but those fuckers sure as shit enjoy the prices at Walmart."
"Spooning [10w] Love means tasting her spaghetti sauce on a wooden spoon."
"Knocked-Up Kinda' Loven Marry, me, marry me, marry me,You better say, 'affirmative',Cuz you stuck a bun in my ovenand you haven't an alternative."
"Area 51 [20w] If aliens were truly looking for intelligent life on earth,what the fuck were they thinking going to New Mexico?"
"Virginia Haiku "Bowl of chili for me.She'll have the Cheesy Western.Both with, add a slab."
"Mint Julep {Couplet} I've had more than a hint of a tulip or two,after treating them to a mint julep, or two."
"A Tad Old Fashioned [10w] "Save all your sighing and swooning for the 18th Century, bitch."
"Crying in the Rain If you cry in the raindoes anybody but you know you're unhappy?"
"Forget [10w] {Couplet} Let's lift our goblet of regret,forgive, forsake and forget."
"Imitation [10w] Art imitates life.Life imitates art.I just imitate imitation."
"Hook 'em I know how to leave them satisfied and hungry for more ~with a carefully administered shot of insulin."
"Cheeky Poets [10w] Remember 'poetry' lies between 'pitiful' and 'poop' in the dictionary."