Beryl Dov

"Jesus [10w] "Sorry to keep you hanging,but it's just our nature."

"Stratospherical Poems [10w] Poets circle the earth in a higher orbit than readers."

"Perdue: It takes a tough man to make a tender chicken... ...it's all about steroids and crowd management."

"Your Poem A poem is a waking dream.If your poem is shit,then it was a fucking nightmare."

"Let's Celebrate! Photoshop Turns 25 This Week [10w] I bought a fake passport on Fiverr.Don't tell Mexico."

"Pun vs. Puny [10w] + {Couplet} "His penis was a pun,judging by the predictable groans.The hours set by innuendos,the seconds by the moans."

"Recipe for Love [10w] Recipe for love:compatibilityattraction ~just add penis and stir."

"DNA [10w] DNA's the last hope of our species,spiraling to extinction."

"Man vs. Chimp Even chimpanzees are toolmakers,but only man has the unique honor of being a Godmaker."

"Love vs. the Three Headed Dragon In relationships, the corrosive venom of the three-headed dragon areindifference, fault-finding and 'take-each-other-for-grantedness'.Only these cantarnish the shining armor of amour."

"Poets, Shakespeare and Trash A poet must read equal amountsof trash and Shakespeare to learn how to distinguish between the two."

"Poetry Should Dance [10w] Let poetry dance ~neither outpace it nor let it lag."

"Obscenity [10w] Obscenity's undefinable becauseeverything that occurs in nature is natural."

"Notoriety vs. Anonymity [10w] 'Tis better to live with notoriety,than die of anonymity."

"Battered Women [5w] Battered womenare more crispy."

"A Note from Time Management [10w] Our time machine's temporarily out of order. Come back yesterday."

"Diet and Exorcise [10w] The most effective diet is hanging around with fat people."

"Poets and Competitiveness [10w] "I'm the only poet I need to be better than."

"Oy Vey Haiku (g)Nat's sphincter clenched.The skinhead asked, 'You a Jew?Minyan's one man short."

"Plant vs. Harvest [10w] Any fool can harvest but it takes true skill to plant."