Beryl Dov

"Knowledgeable [10w] The knowledgeable man inventoried and catalogued everything he doesn't know."

"Iran [10w] In Teheran daylight dawnswith minarets against skies of bronze."

"Fame [10w] Fame has a funny way of rewriting your entire past."

"Seafood My body's just a shell,the world is my oyster ~and I'm getting a whale of appetiteright now for some delicious seafood ."

"The Road to Poetry Hell [10w] The road to poetry hell is likepaved with similes."

"Campbell's Soup: M'm! M'm! Good!... ...even though our products have more sodium than the Dead Sea."

"Gold Diggers are Always at Two Weddings A gold digger's eyes are searching for her next husband at her wedding."

"Celebrity [10w] Celebrity is an insignificant zit on the surface of history."

"Good and Evil To have good and evil the Devil must always remain a step beyond saving."

"Promising vs. Promises A promising life comes from a childhood without broken promises."

"Area 51 [20w] If aliens were truly looking for intelligent life on earth,what the fuck were they thinking going to New Mexico?"

"The Poet's Disease My body atrophies.My mind swells.Imagination's become my crutch."

"Knocked-Up Kinda' Loven Marry, me, marry me, marry me,You better say, 'affirmative',Cuz you stuck a bun in my ovenand you haven't an alternative."

"Object of Desire A woman knows she's the object of a unknown man's desirelike a game animal becoming aware it is being looked at."

"Goose Neck [10w] Whenever a goose has a car accident, the traffic sucks."

"Maintaining the Distance between Wealth and Poverty [10w] The nouveau riche are far more ruthlessthan the rich."

"Old People [10w] At the mere mention of death they gasp for breath."

"Western Hypocricy I laugh at the hypocrisy of this western world that only expects the Muslims and Jews to act more Christian, while they continueto revel in the carnage of their heathen ways."

"Heaven [10w] Heaven’s not a destination ~it’s a way of processing life."

"The Gypsy Jackpot An ambulance, a police car and a fire truck parked in front of a gypsy's trailer can only mean one thing ~ insurance scam!"