Beryl Dov

"Trickeries, Sophistries and Traps [10w] Life's great irony is that we, the trapped,set traps."

"Past is Past [10w] Lovers should clearly avoid obsessing about each other's romantic past."

"Note to Self: Patent #10w Diving Mask for fish filled with water when oceans disappear."

"Poetry vs. Prose [10w] Prose is the bread of imagination;poetry is the wine."

"Becoming [10w] We're a becoming whose final shape is unknown to all."

"Soup [10w] Never marry anyone who eats their soup with a ladle."

"Regret [10w] Regret's more about lost opportunities than about paths we've chosen."

"Good vs. Great [10w] To be good twice is a true mark of greatness."

"Charity [10w] Contentment over your life is the best aphrodisiac for charity."

"The Flood that Did Not Subside [10w] What would today's world be,If Noah's dove flew into obscurity?"

"Mercy vs. Revenge "May God have mercy on my unfaithful, back-stabbing, adulterous husband because I sure as hell won't."

"The Human Race Pleasure is the sprint.Contentment is the 5 mile.Happiness is the marathon."

"Alaska State Motto North to the Future.We got highest rape and STD-rate in the nation."

"Rice-a-Roni: The San Francisco treat... ...the other treat, of course, being anal penetration."

"Boasting vs. Toasting [10w] + {Couplet} What many call boasting to my success I call toasting."

"Wheels of Change Discontentment is the wheels of change.You can either add some grease to bring about change faster,or run in front of them in protest,and be crushed by them."

"Selfies [10w] Selfies allows you instant gratification and reminiscence all at once."

"Irish-Gaelic Wife-Fooking Proverb The truth can't be concealedI fooked your Caitlin from behind,because you can never plow a field by just turning it over in your mind.By the way, Caitlin's last words, before sucking me cock, were"Me husband's balls smells like ballyblue cheese, ahhhhhh, Éirinn go Brách!"

"Government Intrusion [10w] + {Couplet} America's biggest illusion is the beliefthey're free from government intrusion."

"Busch Beer: Head for the mountains... [10w] ...and fall off the precipice shitfaced."