"A Frog in my Throat I had me frog in my throat.I swallowed hard and it croaked.Tasted like shit.Next time I get me a frog in my throat,my snooty French boyfriend better wash his dick with soap."
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Beryl Dov
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Quotes by Beryl Dov
"Occam's Razor [10w] I shaved with Occam's razor and he shaved with mine."
"Past is Past [10w] Lovers should clearly avoid obsessing about each other's romantic past."
"Choice vs. Disease [10w] People who label lack of control a disease evade responsibility."
"A Tad Old Fashioned [10w] "Save all your sighing and swooning for the 18th Century, bitch."
"Russian, Umerzhurnalistka Someone who too many questions for his own good. Literally, 'Dead journalist'."
"Deadlines The only deadline I plan on missing is the one at the cemetery."
"Measuring Love The only scientist who can measure love is the onewho's in love with another scientist."
"Lost Love [10w] + {Couplet} Lost love's the season of mists,Though they are gone, memory persists."
"The Unspoken Speaks Volumes Stillness brackets the exchanges between lovers. Itis not the lack of sound, but an encapsulated silenceof resonance. Resonant silences stand like bookends, embracing their thoughts;though formal pleasantries vibrate the air,they are more ritual than communication.The couples true intents are articulated in the unspoken.Two bodies.One soul."
"Valentine's Day 1 [10w] Valentine's Day affirms the promise that love can be sustained."
"Gradually Then Instantly [10w] We fall in love the way we lose our minds."
"Poetry vs. Prose [10w] Prose is the bread of imagination;poetry is the wine."
"Avery If a boy named Avery marries a girl named Avery,will they name or just label their children?"
"Let Others Speak [10w] When others speak of your virtues they grow tenfold."
"Travel [10w] The difference between a traveler and vacationer is one arrives."
"Area 51 [20w] If aliens were truly looking for intelligent life on earth,what the fuck were they thinking going to New Mexico?"
"BMW: The ultimate driving machine... ...just like our gas chambers were the ultimate killing machines."
"Iran [10w] In Teheran daylight dawnswith minarets against skies of bronze."
"Penetration [10w] The difference between truism and an enlightened [10w] is penetration."