Beryl Dov

"Confucius vs. Confusion [10w] Confucius says if pussy smell like fish change the bait."

"Buddha (Haiku) Buddha, Enlightened,I rub your belly to blessmy Lotto ticket."

"My Fathers Last Words My dad was a sadist and whorehound.His last words were,'Son, I have a million dollars hidden in the."

"The Delinquent Girl Chronicles Ages 7-11: Skip ropeAges 12-16: Skip classAge 17: Skip periodAge 18: Skip coming homeAge 19: Skip town"

"The Wonder of Wandering [10w] When you wander without destination,the world becomes your teacher."

"Rice-a-Roni: The San Francisco treat... ...the other treat, of course, being anal penetration."

"The 3 Most Powerful Words in the English Language for Every College Student [3w] Ilovepizza"

"Hidden [10w] A woman is an iceberg;we see less than 10%."

"The Unspoken Speaks Volumes Stillness brackets the exchanges between lovers. Itis not the lack of sound, but an encapsulated silenceof resonance. Resonant silences stand like bookends, embracing their thoughts;though formal pleasantries vibrate the air,they are more ritual than communication.The couples true intents are articulated in the unspoken.Two bodies.One soul."

"Why I Don't Carry a Cellphone [10w] It's a sign of servility you can be contacted anytime."

"Campbell's Soup: M'm! M'm! Good!... ...even though our products have more sodium than the Dead Sea."

"Consciousness-Driven Evolution circa 60,000 B.C. Random genetic mutation allowed homo sapiens to compete more successfully for food and mating rights. Just listen to girl chatter posted on the cave walls:"Boy, Uggh is hot. He's sentient!""Yeah. He doesn't need a club to get my attention."

"Err "To err is human ~ more wine!"

"Hidden [10w] A woman is an iceberg;we see less than 10%."

"Go with your Gut Our eyes, our mind plays tricks.Our love muscle, our heartchooses blindly and impulsively.But our gut,ahh, our gut,always makes the wise choice ~and goes straight for the burning hot pocketsfresh out of the microwavebecause our mouthsahh, our mouths,never needed a roof in the first place."

"Writer's Block [10w] Every writer's block is surrounded by a million other possibilities."

"Nebraska State Motto Equality before the law.Where Monsanto/GMO corn is above the law."

"Minus One [10w] We more people we fuckthe more lonely we become."

"Kaddish Kaddish for Mrs. Ginsbergis not Kaddish,For your mom raised a Buddhistand mine raised a Jew.You'll zazen for your loss,I'll daven for mine.I do not belittle your loss,your grief is no less than mine.But by abandoning your tribe, אלון,Who now will say Kaddish for you?"

"Long Term Relationships [10w] Long term relationships should begin and end with a laugh."