Beryl Dov

"Lotto If I won a million bucks in Lotto,I'd give it to Charity.Charity gives great head."

"Small Degrees Lobster don't fathom they're being cooked,like relationships being snuffed out in small degreesbut in reverse, as love begins to freeze over, trapping you in a impenetrable ceiling of ice until you drown."

"What Teenage Boys Do On Their Computer All Day [10w] ctrl alt delete ex-girlfriendcut paste Penelope Cruzpost Facebook"

"Wrong Number [10w] There is no such thing as dialing a wrong number."

"Stratospherical Poems [10w] Poets circle the earth in a higher orbit than readers."

"Dictator [10w] Clever dictators keep their friends closeand their enemies dead."

"No Planning for Death [10w] People put more planning into a weekend vacation than death."

"A Frog in my Throat I had me frog in my throat.I swallowed hard and it croaked.Tasted like shit.Next time I get me a frog in my throat,my snooty French boyfriend better wash his dick with soap."

"Lost Love [10w] + {Couplet} Lost love's the season of mists,Though they are gone, memory persists."

"Thorn [5w] Every thorn has its rose."

"Dressed to Kill [10w] At fashionable parties,vegetarians should not be dressed to kill."

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"Finding Fault [10w] + {Couplet} We find in others faultWhenever our wounds perceives salt."

"The Stink of Hate {Couplet} When haters write they raise a stink;must be the venom coursing through their ink."

"Regret [10w] Regret's more about lost opportunities than about paths we've chosen."

"Why I Don't Carry a Cellphone [10w] It's a sign of servility you can be contacted anytime."

"Dressed to Kill [10w] At fashionable parties,vegetarians should not be dressed to kill."

"The Delinquent Girl Chronicles Ages 7-11: Skip ropeAges 12-16: Skip classAge 17: Skip periodAge 18: Skip coming homeAge 19: Skip town"

"Sometimes God is Drunk [10w] Satan's sudden appearance means God is on a drinking binge."

"The Jewish NOW There's no time like the present ~but in the future,who can say?"