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Chelsea Handler, My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night Stands

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Quotes by Chelsea Handler, My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night Stands

"My mother told me that life isn't always about pleasing yourself and that sometimes you have to do things for the sole benefit of another human being. I completely agreed with her, but reminded her that that was what blow jobs were for."
— Chelsea Handler, My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night Stands
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"My relationship with my father had been on the proverbial fritz since the time I was fifteen and called the police to report him for child molesting. He had never molested me, but I wanted to have a party that weekend and needed him out of the house."
— Chelsea Handler, My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night Stands
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