"Networking is drinking the nectar of interconnectedness. And I’ve been drinking since noon, so I may need @ryanlilly to drive me home."
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78 quotes about drinking
Discover inspiring drinking quotes from famous authors and thought leaders. Find wisdom and motivation about drinking to inspire your life.
drinking Quotes
"My cup is full of air. I should empty it and fill it with love. Or coffee, as the two are synonymous to me."
"Instead of a Lemonade Stand, I should open up a “You know what I can’t stand?” Stand. I’ll sell rants in small, medium, and large."
"She was the third beer. Not the first one, which the throat receives with almost tearful gratitude; nor the second, that confirms and extends the pleasure of the first. But the third, the one you drink because it's there, because it can't hurt, and because what difference does it make?"
"I like to see the glass as half full, hopefully of jack daniels."
"Water is translucent, but not invisible. But a glass half full is half translucent, half invisible, and you cannot drink what you cannot see, which may be why I am so thirsty for her love."
"Let me just pause a minute and drink in this moment. And if you film it, I’ll be able to get free refills for life."
"Ink is drinkable and printable. The words “I love you” don’t take up much space, but they can quench your thirst forever."
"I'm going to sell Flash Bang Wow Fuzz (not a drill) in a bottle, but I’m not sure how to market it. Maybe as a drinkable alternative to love."
"Drinking coffee is like drinking an inverse yawn. I prefer mine with two spoonfuls of “I’m listening."
"Love flows like flowers, and grows like water. I’m so thirsty for romance I could drink a dozen roses."
"I ordered a beer and then I ordered another beer, because why finish one when I can finish two? Having only one is great for love, but bad for beer."
"Think of me as an impetuous Hegel, drunk with power, and also, regular drunk."
"I coiled my empty straw wrapper around like a snake. Then I bit it before it could bite me. My love is as dangerous as my drinking habits."
"Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut."
"The trick to looking ageless is drinking 55 gallons of #FlashBangWowFuzz every 4-6 hours. 24-hour discounts available."
"The Hitch-Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy also mentions alcohol. It says that the best drink in existence is the Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster, the effect of which is like having your brains smashed out with a slice of lemon wrapped round a large gold brick."
"She was a tall drink of water from Tallahassee, and I was an instant-coffee kind of lover. I got her so hot that neither one of could go to sleep until the ambulance finally came to a complete stop."
"I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food."
"Love burns. Whiskey burns. George Burns. What do all three have in common? They’re all dead to me."